Claire

I need to see that on…😬

They *are.* what a prick….

Maybe get one ceremonial t towel?

As a Yorkshire woman with a cupboard full of T towels older than my late teen child, I completely understand, I’m embarrassed when I hang out on the line tbh…

Maybe you would sleep better if you had new T towels? Worth thinking about..

And the only thing he’s ever been in where he *should* have a Sheffield accent….

Another Friday, another takeaway. I wonder how many delivery drivers see the ‘bra off’ mums who have had enough of the fucking underwire….something to think about 😬

CALM DOWN MARK!!

You could have just asked where he was going to work or if he was going mobile……

Funny that I’ve just updated my profile to say I’m a dog walker and immediately ‘pet pals’ like and follow, are we sure bots aren’t here? 🤔

Soooo, no heating for over a fortnight, in Sheffield, in December is no fun! Thank god we’ve got hot water but I’m loving the quote for £3300 for a new boiler at Christmas, after the dog had teeth surgery £££ and an MOT costing £500 bah humbug humbug???? Tis the season 🤣🤣🤣

Christmas is amazing!! X

Just finished it, was really good

I miss my leather trousers, my back pocket was ripped clean off by a rogue taxi exit, bloody gutted, thank god they had a lining #pantsonshow

You can’t have fruit salad without the black jack, you have to eat them alternately!

Amazing tree!

if you see this post do it

pronouns: she/ her
height: 5’8
shoe: 7.5
zodiac: Scorpio
smoke: not since Claire’s boy child
tattoos: an atrocious gecko tramp stamp from 2003, now a blurred mess
piercings: 5 in ears
fave drink: Prahva or Malbec, lots of it!