@frantzschoobert.bsky.social
On the Anton Bruckner/Miranda July spectrum
So the Tesla stock is gonna fall apart, right? RIGHT?!?
06.11.2025 22:09 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0And SCOTUS will rebuke this Court on appeal.
06.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can indict a ham sandwich, but it’s harder to get a conviction….
06.11.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You don’t have SNAP benefits anymore but at least you’ll lose a few ounces” doesn’t really work as a political message…
06.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He was vaccinated!
06.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And we are forced to heed advice from these people about our health decisions?!? Yikes.
06.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They would also have been shot if they happened to be black…
06.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you stay on that 6 train though, you will loop around and see the hidden subway station under City Hall!!!!
05.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cuomo can still win this if Mike Pence has the courage to
05.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT SANDWICH?” is one of the greatest lines ever uttered in a court of law!!!
04.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT SANDWICH?” is one of the best line ever heard in court.
04.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
04.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mustard in a sandwich is a misdemeanor in DC.
04.11.2025 15:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SIXTY DAYS!!!!
03.11.2025 20:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Waiting for my $26M
03.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And why is the Times giving a platform to this blatantly political appointee, calling him a “top official”, while invoking Lisa Cook’s illegal firing only in passing???
01.11.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Recap, Trump has illegally imposed tariffs, is illegally cracking down on immigration and has forced down the throat of the US vast tax cuts. And those 3 factors are cited by the flunkie he installed at the Fed to justify his desire for cuts, while claiming no political impact on his thinking? OK.
01.11.2025 14:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That close to tell to smile more.
31.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0JD: hey I think we should have a little fun, why don’t you smile more, uh?!?
31.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You have to give me the Nobel Peace Prize I deserve, otherwise I’ll start a war” is quite the flex…
31.10.2025 12:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude, what kind of far-lefty politics was forced down anyone’s throat?!? That you need to be considerate of others, accepting their differences, helping them out when they need? Is the Bible that far left?!?
30.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.10.2025 00:07 — 👍 19 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 1
No foul play detected, right? RIGHT?!?
29.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait, Mexico isn’t paying for it?!?
29.10.2025 12:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
28.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 8766 🔁 1131 💬 194 📌 78Paging Al Capone
28.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So the president took a dementia test, and then they administered an MRI. Where’s the media on this?
28.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 28852 🔁 7866 💬 1961 📌 464Wind farms lower sperm count in teenagers!!!!
28.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Cybertruck was a real disaster commercially, yet the dude wants $1T. Talk about failing upwards.
28.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IMPEACH!!!!
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