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A somewhat shitty picture of a blue heron I saw today.

23.05.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saw some ducks this morning who were so sleepy.

13.05.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Things got really Canadian on the way home.

07.05.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to sexually confuse a new generation of gamers by giving Donkey Kong big naturals.

10.04.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I took next week off, and you know what that means: taking a handful of edibles and going to the thermal spa.

07.04.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So happy that I was able to get one of the Guys violence gang hoodies.

19.03.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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logging on

04.03.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 216    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Omfg I just saw my first cybertruck irl and it looks like such shit covered in salt. Holy shit.

26.02.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting a doctoral thesis out of discovering new breeds of pervert

19.02.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was home sick Thurs and Fri. I'm still feeling rather sniffly, but I have to leave my nest to run errands because we're getting another big dumping of snow this weekend. Will the horrors never cease?

15.02.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Extremely simple drawing of a snake winding around a tree reaching for a fruit. The snake is really cute and happy. The illustration is simply labeled "sin"

Extremely simple drawing of a snake winding around a tree reaching for a fruit. The snake is really cute and happy. The illustration is simply labeled "sin"

I saw this on Pinterest and I don't know where it's from but it's cracking me up

15.02.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1600    ๐Ÿ” 316    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

He's trying to swing your wife!

14.02.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pater Sato, Space Hearts, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980

14.02.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 230    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Hills Run Red mention

12.02.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're supposed to get up to 40 cm of snow tonight. I'm not even going to pretend like I'm going to the office tomorrow. I'm bringing my laptop home tonight.

12.02.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so scared to listen to this one.

11.02.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
episode 098

episode 098

11.02.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It won't let me upload the damn form. I just uploaded it to Google drive and added the link to the comment section for my doctor. This better work.

10.02.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My job is using a new company for our health insurance. My doctor prescribed me a med, but this new insurance provider needs a special form filled out, first. No problem. But my doctor's office uses this web portal to submit forms, and I keep getting error messages.

10.02.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today, I'm doing the zucchini. Tomorrow, I'll do the spaghetti squash.

09.02.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should I make spinach and artichoke spaghetti squash or goat cheese and marinara baked zucchini for dinner?

09.02.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daily mental breakdown over. I am sane now.

06.02.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 196    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I didn't recognize it, but he was clearly practicing one part of a song.

05.02.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in the lobby of my building, and a guy came in from outside full blast singing. He saw me, stopped, walked past me, got in the elevator, and continued. I could hear him as the elevator got higher and higher. He had a little dog with him. What a guy.

05.02.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Toxoplasmosis telepathic remote slave droning is real

04.02.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1001    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

sailor goon. is this anything?

04.02.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 958    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Doug Ford always looks like such shit when he's doing those video appearances on the news. He looks so pink and orange. They light him like he's taking a passport photo.

04.02.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sexy dame dressed as a shark

sexy dame dressed as a shark

french pinup artists were on a different level

03.02.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3405    ๐Ÿ” 735    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96

He's just like me fr

03.02.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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