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Texts from anxiety and depression and the houthi pc small group

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Trump is starting with stripping constitutional rights from Palestinians because he doesn't believe Democrats will fight for them. So far he's right

I'm so jealous of Bill Burr for not knowing anything about Ben Shapiro

being touch-starved is truly one of the worst feelings in the world

a huge part of this administration's agenda is punishing women who are victims of rape, assault, and abuse. any news outlet that doesn't acknowledge this is part of the problem.

I see that many of you are making jokes to deflect the horrors of modern life and that is not allowed

i asked chatGPT to write a productivity report to email to elon i feel like it was a good week

same here lol

these people are severely underestimating how much the average American suffers from oppositional defiance disorder

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ditto going :> from the safari zone page of "let's find pokemon"

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...

put on insulation layer. put on outer layer. go outside. start to sweat because of insulation layer, scarf, and heavy lined parka. go into building. start sweating profusely. remove layers. get clammy. put layers back on. leave building. sweat more. return home. we love it folks

Missouri House gives initial approval to state takeover of St. Louis police The legislation would take away control of the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department from the mayor’s office to a board mainly appointed by the governor.

NEW: The Missouri House gave initial approval Tuesday to legislation that would place control of the St. Louis police department under the state.

go birds

GO BIRDS

it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

yes please my family and i are starving

having a pleasant saturday afternoon? how about i show you photos of what miles chiles cheong is up to? how about one of the peter thiel skeletoids saying racism is cool? how about a whole big picnic of unpleasant person trivia? would that be nice for you?

sometimes i wonder what it must be like to be one of those people who never gets embarrassed and then i see shit like this and am like, oh...nevermind.

lolololmao

Guess what this is a reply to

dude my brother invited me to come to portland for labor day and i like...i don't wanna get on no plane either

I'm with Kelly here: deeply interested in leftism as a political project but have no interest whatsoever in leftism as a subculture. the stakes of leaving this behind are hopefully clearer by the day

No they're not. They know exactly what they're voting for: The continued dismantling of our public health system. That's what they want. You know this. Why do we have to do this playacting goldfish brain shit every time.

Help scientists track bird species in Missouri during a global bird count this weekend The annual “Great Backyard Bird Count” asks people to track the birds they see and hear over a few days. The information can help researchers better understand bird populations and whether species are...

Researchers want your help to learn about the birds in your backyard this weekend.

The annual “Great Backyard Bird Count” event starts tomorrow:

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A plane full of senators is headed to Munich? An air traffic controller has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.