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Hey there Delilah
What's it like in the antique land
Do two legs vast and trunkless
In the desert wastes yet still stand
All alone
With this message carved in stone:
"I'm not owned"

if bread be the food of love, crouton

“blunderbuss” comes from the dutch “donderbus”, so you can blame the netherlands for that one i think

nominative determinists when scooby dumb arrives at the function

mum who won’t let her kids watch transformers because she’s a terf

this ain’t him. the man isn’t on bluesky. the librarian is his sanctioned mouth piece

(jerry seinfeld voice) let bee be finale of seem

I would have honestly loved to let be be finale of seem. but things kept right on seeming anyway

right on

hi papa internet. long time listener, first time caller. what would you do if you woke up one day and found that you had transformed into a giant insect?

Bro last night was the finale of seem

Tom Hanks in Big but instead of becoming an adult who gets a job at a toy company he becomes a gargantuan child who gets a job at a toy company

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

if Shakespeare were alive today she would be a trans icon. you know i’m right

what happened to the other one-thousand nine-hundred and eighty-three books that George Orwell wrote?

i’m so hungry i could eat a third wolf

if 9/11 happened today they would have to call it something else

if paul mccartney were still alive today there would be peace on earth

since these are fractions they’re actually progressively smaller numbers. blocked and unfollowed

there are two wolves inside of you. one of them is me (i’m undercover)

i think you should be in charge of things (and by ‘things’ i mean The Library Above All where there are more copies of moby dick than any other religious text)

blocked and unfollowed

there are two wolves inside of you. one or them is an email, the other one could have been

i’m the kind of knife that the big red bird that lives under the city doesn’t give a damn about, unfortunately

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

you had it with xtreme fluid gatorade, you can rest knowing you will be celebrated for generations for your work here

LET 👏 THE 👏 LAMP 👏 AFFIX 👏 ITS 👏 BEAM 👏

not enough people wallace stevens posting on here

i hate jk rowling so i hate myself for defending her even slightly, but she was comparing people who call for violence to hitler, not actually espousing nazi ideology here (not that she doesn’t do that other times though)

🫵don't you dare remind me about that poem about the calf with two heads seeing double the amount of stars don't you fucking dare 👊👊👊