Gwendoline Kay

me: Why do people keep following me on this site?! I rarely post nor communicate with others. So why?

fast food worker: Ma’am, are you going to order anything?

15.08.2025 02:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m at the point where I can eat something that doesn’t even seem spicy yet my digestive tract will scream like I ate the spiciest food in the world!

17.05.2025 19:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Principle Skinner contemplates “Am I starting to get too old to understand the changing technologies around me?” But concludes “No, it’s the tech that is broken.”

07.05.2025 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mental health must be in the tank. Why did I think the internet would make me feel better?

01.05.2025 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1 fish
2 fish
Red fish
Blu- Are all the courses fish? I’ve had enough fish! No, I don’t care what the blue fish tastes like! I should have just ordered the eggs and ham

30.04.2025 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah yes, the familiar stomach ache. What could be the cause this time? Something I ate? Stress? Death rays sent down by the cloud people? We may never know.

29.04.2025 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh wait, was I supposed to call this a skeet?

26.04.2025 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I come from the land of soft Ts and even softer Ds.

26.04.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Helloooo Bluesky! This is my first post and hopefully not the last. Maybe I’ll have a long list of posts. Maybe I’ll make a few posts to haunt my profile like all the other social media profiles! Stay tuned to find out!

25.04.2025 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0