cohosh

how are you gonna put chris Elliot down in the third row

Trying to make conversation with a book reviewer: Ah yeah I got a buddy of mine who’s luminous

"i don't agree with all their decisions but you don't understand how a newsroom works" sounds like it doesn't work maybe that's the fucking problem

FLASHBACK 👇🏽— Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social getting dragged out for protesting then-Speaker Casada’s support for Rep. Byrd, who apologized ON TAPE to 1 of 3 girls who say he sexually abused them as their 🏀 coach. (Casada was just pardoned by Trump for corruption)

you guys should make an article whenever a CEO takes a leak

they go to the funnel dimension when it’s their time

delightful as the lead in the underrated Ghibli movie The Cat Returns

the sanctum itself is not necessarily newsworthy

At a bare minimum NYT staff LOVE bullshitting with pedophiles and receiving scoops from him that they then refuse to report on, which seems bad enough on its own to just consider the entire paper suspect lol

From: Noam Chomsky

(Five paragraphs musing on the human need to be understood)

From: Vacation Jeff

i think m y balls are littl gyroscopes , that gi ve me sexual geniusosity .

From: Noam Chomsky

Should I bring a bottle of wine or an hors d'oeuvre to your dinner party?

wow yall are terrible at this

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

I don’t really care if AURORA BOREALIS NORTHERN LIGHTS happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.

As I have said before, the broader silence on the ethnic pogrom of terror across this country is one of those things you can’t help noticing from the loudest special boy politics knowers on here.

CHOTINER: So your colleagues voted to make a sacrifice to the Blood King.

MURPHY: We have different constituencies. Many of them represent workers at the blood altars.

CHOTINER: Aren't they getting sacrificed later?

MURPHY: That's a little speculative.

CHOTINER: The Blood King said so last week.

the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)

New 'Lucifer' bee with devil-like horns found in Australia The native bee was found near a rare wildflower, prompting scientists to call for the area to be protected.

New bee! New bee!
www.bbc.com/news/article...

it takes about 20 years for a huge generational news event (bad) to turn into something that happens every day

the arrow towers will annihilate them

chris cuomo looks like if you knew a guy as a steampunk magician and then ran into him working his shift at Home Depot. He looks like shit, man. He looks like the restless ghost of a beatnik who fucked up eating pussy so bad he died

ah shit I missed it, this sounds like utterly pure computing

shopping was only part of building everything for cars

pics please

oh my god

hmm are they confusing ultra-processed with hyper-palatable

guy who calls blue cheese “blooch”

I have been following national Congressional politics since I was a teenager in Obama I. This is how it always works. Regardless of their actual seat totals, The Democrats "somehow" always have just enough moderates (not too many or too little) that they concede to the GOP on every major issue.