Tom Jensen

That is a very interesting second ability that will do totally fair things.

I ventured "outside" on saturday.

Buns eatin their clover.

THANK FUCKING GOD.

Thank you @clyse.bsky.social for hanging out and grinding fates with me!

Happy “my oven clock is right again” day to all who celebrate.

Nation’s therapists know what they’re going to be talking about this week TORONTO – Canada’s psychologists, psychiatrists and PTSD specialists are all pretty confident they know what they’ll be covering with their patients this week. “Usually it’s a bit of a mystery,” said ...

Nation’s therapists know what they’re going to be talking about this week

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

An Air Canada flight right now

bluesky staff misexplaining the torment nexus post, a post about how tech people don’t understand the media they read, is going to make me laugh for a long time

Im so sorry peter. She was lovely.

Google keeps sending me ads for the company I work for.

While i am glad to see we have apparently increased our marketing budget, bitch I work there. I. KNOW.

Happy Discount Candy day to all who celebrate.

James buys every shift cereal.

I think my 8-year-old was going for fierce with this costume, but I can't stop cracking up.

I cannot wait for the mtg card of the ghost sex candle.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Au Ra dark knight wielding a great sword while dressed in white mage artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing a Hrothgar pictomancer wielding a paintbrush while wearing paladin artifact armor.

A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Elezen dragoon wielding a lance while wearing fisher attire.

Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!

From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨

Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Attack, Firebend the Stomp for free. Cast Bonecrusher and not only is the BCG bigger, so is Zuko and his Firebending spits out more mana

Also, all the DFC sagas. Foretell, Plot etc

The mad lads actually did it. They made a UB card I want to build around instead of just go "neat" at during previews

Plays very well with Adventure cards.

"Field trip with Zuko" deck kinda builds itself.

Considering some of the deeper cuts from other UB sets? Probably

Do the Atla cards look good? sure. Much better fit, as its about a fantasy world with a lot of combat where people use their magic powers. Sort of tarkir-y.

But there 23hrs of footage and not all of it is "cardworthy" story beats. How far is WotC needing to stretch things???? We'll see.

As a millenial applying for a mortgage in January.

This pleases me.

Yesterdays parking lot bunnies.

Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

Hims bigger. But still smol.

Since we turned the clocks back last night, the night has arrived earlier which means I can enjoy the lit pumpkins sooner. 🎃

me wiping my brow and furiously typing the script for my all male audience

Whats that Dusty?

Unite the proletariat and unseat the billionaore class??

i'm sorry. i know there's so much bad news out there, and i hope this won't push you over the edge, but my 4 year old was just eating marshmallows she dipped in ketchup