SamplosButGood

@politefontaine.bsky.social

a woman is standing next to a large red inflatable object ALT: a woman is standing next to a large red inflatable object

It snores if he rolls over

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

my condolences

NEWS: Constitution Sections on Due Process and Foreign Gifts Quietly Removed From Government Website This is a major story that more media sites need to cover.

Yes, the federal government removed two key sections of the Constitution, one dealing with Due Process and the second dealing with States rights, from a Congressional website.

I helped break this story this morning.

The government claims it's a coding error.

Different parents

kurt russell terrier

All we hear is Lady O' Gaga

FRANKLIN D ROOSEVELT: *looking in his fridge* we have nothing to eat but eat itself

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman

Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles

then, a nice sandwich for lunch

The name's Bond, James Bond. And you are?

Sure, the official lyrics may be readily available and we COULD show you those, but we’ve let our AI analyze over one billion hours phone recordings of people singing the lyrics incorrectly in the car and we’re showing you that first. Hope this helps

Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Ass shit, living in a movie/butt poop, daddy’s little cutie/turd so fine, they’ll never see you leaving by the backdoor, man

A can of Spam Classic with Stitch from Lilo & Stitch on the front

@animaldrums.bsky.social

this one is from the point of view of the dinosaurs and its mostly about them eating and going to the bathroom. The big climax is when one gets tranquilized so they can give it ear infection medicine

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

the dashcon ballpit

forty five million dollars

“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.”

@cbsaustin @velez_tx

rfk jr hearing raw milk and four dead cats and putting his bib on

afternoon is evening’s morn

I’ve always felt this verse of Human seemed a little forced

I bet ducks also enjoy a sunny day

A bag of frozen bananas that says “Nature’s Bananas” for some inexplicable reason

Time to post a random picture on your device without explanation

the opposite of conclave is convlex. thank you for your time

may all of your wildest dreams come true and uhh etcetera

I am glad the bird is dead as well