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Pretender, Dreamweaver, "Croydons' Most Improved Tweeter 2017" #HouseOfTheDragon #AfterLife #LoveAndFriendship #PhoneShop #Rocketman #OFAHMusical Winkface emoji! Here for it!
Nice to see you, to see you…
05.02.2025 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
05.02.2025 13:10 — 👍 585 🔁 156 💬 21 📌 15Content I’m here for!
05.02.2025 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s me Strove, nice to see you!
09.01.2025 08:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Didn’t waste all my time at The Cock Inn!
21.12.2024 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why Thankyou! How delightful!
21.12.2024 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
19.12.2024 13:51 — 👍 751 🔁 207 💬 16 📌 7
Made a Dragon Egg Vase! #hotd #ceramics #UlfsACraftyBitch
20.12.2024 16:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0You dun know!
05.12.2024 15:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Guys, if you move quickly Sainsbury’s has still got some ice left!
28.11.2024 10:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Flatterers by Pieter Brueghel the Younger. Basically lots of little people looking inside a bumflap
Sneaking back to X for a quick look around
19.11.2024 08:52 — 👍 190 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0Used to do a pretty good Bellamy back in the playground!
19.11.2024 09:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Seems alright here…for now!!!
19.11.2024 09:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…and just another heads up, you’re marvellous in it sir!
19.11.2024 08:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fun!
19.11.2024 08:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was!
19.11.2024 07:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We doin’ Nudes in Bio here yet?
18.11.2024 23:12 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yes!!!! AP BIO (all 4 seasons!) is streaming on Netflix!!!
17.11.2024 17:18 — 👍 2122 🔁 63 💬 108 📌 27Tricky thing to do, impress 16 year olds!
16.11.2024 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
London Comicon was HUUUUUUUGE! #HouseOfTheDragon #PhoneShop
16.11.2024 21:48 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0An absolute pleasure to meet you…what? I lie?
16.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The kind of content I’m here for!
15.11.2024 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky: Where people go to repost their greatest hits from Twitter!
14.11.2024 09:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheers Christelle, we all are old!
14.11.2024 08:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PhoneShop is 15 years old today! Fuuuuck, Newman a Oldman innit?
13.11.2024 22:47 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
Congratulations to my mum for winning this years Turner Prize by thinking our chopping board was an oven tray!
02.11.2023 13:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.
22.10.2023 20:17 — 👍 38 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0I joke about “Doctors” a lot but it being cancelled is incredibly sad news. It was a training ground for anyone & everyone wanting to earn their stripes! I played a comedy sex pest caretaker, a teacher who saw a dead twin & a romantic who had Elton John lyrics as his inner monologue! Good times!
18.10.2023 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I caan’t do dis right now!
18.10.2023 17:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
