I’m really, really glad that you’re still here.

Pawsitively adorable 🐶

Italian local dog “Nazgul” crossed the finish line in the women’s cross-country skiing team sprint event in Milan Cortina.

A SKEALETEN THINKEN ABOUT THERE LIFE AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TOO UPDATE MY RESUME , I WANT TO SPEND A SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE IN PEACE: NO NOTIFICATIONS NO BUZZING NO RINGING NO CIRCLING BACK NO REMINDER'S NO ALERTS NO NEWS NO TOUCHING BASE NO KNAWING SENSE OF DREAD" - WE ARE DISTRACTED BY THE DEVICE WHICH IS SIMULTANEOUSLY VERY EXPENSIVE AND VERY EASY TO LOSE OR BREAK, THEY MADE THE FUCKEN THING'S OUT OF GLASS, THINK ABOUT THIS FOR 1 SECOND , AND NOW EVERYTHING RUNS ON THE PIECE OF GLASS, SO YOUR FUCKED IF YOU BREAK IT, IF THEY WERENT PLAYEN SOME WIERD GAME WITH US PHONES WOULD BE MADE OF PLASTIC LIKE THEY USE TO, AND BESIDE'S ALL THAT, INTERRUPTING YOUR THOUGHT'S EVERY 10 MINUTES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS KEEPING ALL OF US FROM FOCUSING ON SOMETHING, WHICH AT THIS POINT IS PROBABLY THAT WE GOTTA TAKE APART THE BILLIONARE PEDFILE CONSPIRACY THAT IS RUNNING THE DAMB COUNTRY, AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE SCARED OF US AND THEY SHOULD BE, THATS WHY PRICES ARE GOING UP ON EVERYTHING, LAST DITCH EFFORT TO KEEP US FROM GETTIN RID OF EM!!! IF YOU DIDNT ALREADY TURN YOUR FUCKEN NOCIFICATIONS OFF DUMB SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

This week, on episode eighty-twelve + N of "Just Give Them Money," we learn — again — that Just Giving Them Money works.

Get you a man who can't do both.

Magic Band Names

Voldaren Weekend

Odric Boy Tell Em

Chandra XCX

2-4 hours in a cleanroom? Yeah, I could get that done. Probably wouldn’t be too happy, but I could do it. 6 hours? I mean I could probably push myself, but that sounds rough. And doing it 3-4 days a week would have a huge negative impact.

More than 6 hours? *hell nah*

I’m in a really good place with my mental health. I’ve made more progress than I could’ve imagined a decade ago. Even with all I’ve learned and all my coping mechanisms I think that would be a complete disaster for me.

“Hey, here’s a job opening you might be good for, it’s a cleanroom tech position with 12-hour shifts”

Brother, I cannot properly express how bad of an idea that would be.

Detective Pikachu (2019)

Yeah I love rap my favorite is

*looks at smudged writing on hand*

Do Ecchi

100% agree. Super Meat Boy is one of my all time favorites, and I love the gameplay of Mewgenics… but it’s not 2012 anymore. I already have too many games and too little time, I don’t need the “Newgrounds Was The Peak Of The Internet” vibes.

SLOP

Or just… don’t have more kids?

Sam Collins is the *best*

Doodle headshot of Tropius, a tropical dinosaur Pokemon! They feature vibrant colors like green, brown and yellow. They are looking down to the right

Friendly reminder that Tropius exists and is awesome, like you 💚

#Tropius #Pokemonart #FeniArt

if you have ever watched this video to completion, you do not have a license to derisively call anything else on the internet "brain rot"

you should, however, schedule your colonoscopy

A couple panels from a comic book. Panel 1: A young woman in black leather kisses a pink-haired woman passionately. A woman approaches from the street saying; “Excuse me, Miss Teenage Warhead? We were so sad about Cyclops’ death. We baked you some banana bread.” Panel 2: Cyclops watches from far above, as a shadowy figure approaches him. Cyclops: “Is Negasonic… building a whole team of girlfriends?” Person: “She’ll make a hell of an X-Man someday. Got a minute, Scott?”

It was real cowardice on the part of the Krakoa-era X-Men editors that they never greenlit a book about Negasonic Teenage Warhead's X-Men team composed entirely of her sapphic mutant polycule.

A drawing of three speed skaters (by me!) One is wearing red and white with black accents and the caption "Guy who is either Canadian or Swiss or Austrian or Japanese or Polish or Danish" One is wearing red white and blue and is labeled "Guy who is either American or Norwegian or French or Czech or Slovakian or Slovenian or British" One is wearing neon orange and labeled Guy who is UNDENIABLY DUTCH

God bless the Dutch for this

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

Help help I’ve fallen for the classic trap of “reading Initial D and wanting to buy a Type R so I can fling it through the hill country every night”

Can’t be the Yankees job, they aren’t expected to succeed in the modern era.

Looks rad, might have to pick up a copy!

Yes, those are all examples of cheating.

“Well, again, for channeling Kamala, I simply needed this new gaming PC. And since she’s a cosplayer, I had to get a new sewing machine, plus of course plenty of fabric.”