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Man in Cardiff. I can’t tell you who I work for because they wouldn’t approve. markturner.info

155 Followers  |  362 Following  |  549 Posts  |  Joined: 04.12.2023  |  1.8131

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Tested out a new tent in the garden in preparation for @greenmanfest.bsky.social (and acclimatising my daughter to camping), pretty successful (except for fitting everything back in the bag obviously) but I’m knackered now. You don’t realise how noisy a city is at night when you live in a house!

06.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
You Should Probably Leave Substack You should probably leave Substack. Here’s why and how.

If you’re still using it yourself, this might be worth a read…

03.08.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl Tétreault in 2016. 

It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".

The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl Tétreault in 2016. It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".

Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood

01.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 7679    🔁 1163    💬 190    📌 73

Whose idea was it to rename snickometer to “ultra edge” and why weren’t they laughed out of the meeting?

It baffles me that they keep using that stupid name.

02.08.2025 14:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Everything the right - and the left – are getting wrong about the Online Safety Act | George Billinge New limits on what can be seen online have drawn consternation from Nigel Farage and progressives alike. Yet much of it is based on misinformation, says George Billinge, a former Ofcom policy manager

The act is a poorly executed blunt instrument, expecting self-interested tech companies to interpret it sensitively and, at their own cost, with nuance in the public interest, is astonishingly naive.

He’d be better off looking for what he’s wrong about rather than blaming… literally everyone else.

02.08.2025 08:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Five survivors of Rotherham grooming gangs say they were also raped by police officers Three former South Yorkshire police officers arrested in investigation into claims by the women, as young as 12 at the time

God, the number of people who were willing to believe that the South Yorkshire police were too woke to prosecute sexual abuse cases, when in fact the police force was itself an instrument of patriarchal sexual violence. It’s like a case study in the worst excesses of the British press.

30.07.2025 09:57 — 👍 3479    🔁 1176    💬 73    📌 51

Peter Kyle has added himself to the growing list of Labour ministers who have outed themselves as total bellends.

30.07.2025 07:12 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

This is why I won’t subscribe to your “substack”.

www.patreon.com/posts/substa...

(I’ve removed the preview image for reasons that will become clear if you click through to that article)

And why do people call their blogs “substacks”? Nobody refers to their wordpress… stop it!

30.07.2025 06:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Five survivors of Rotherham grooming gangs say they were also raped by police officers Three former South Yorkshire police officers arrested in investigation into claims by the women, as young as 12 at the time

Oh, wonder why the police were reluctant to investigate this… I’m sure this will get just as much media attention as the theory they were afraid of looking racist.

29.07.2025 18:20 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Not to mention chicken pox isn’t entirely benign and has an effective vaccine…

28.07.2025 08:16 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t get me wrong I’m delighted they won and I think given they won it’s churlish to criticise but these pieces were presumably written beforehand and then it’s fair enough really.

27.07.2025 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I meant about Wiegman’s tactics, Englands general play was really pretty poor for most of the tournament. They had grit and determination by the bucketload and she deserves credit for fostering that but in actual footballing terms they weren’t a great team and she made some odd decisions.

27.07.2025 22:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I mean, he’s not wrong.

27.07.2025 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A marginally better penalty shootout this time 🏆

27.07.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something I found out today so that you don’t have to: when opening a neglected, bulging bag of fermented mozzarella, point the corner of the bag you’re cutting downwards. That stuff really stinks.

21.07.2025 21:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Really enjoying Donkey Kong Bananza

18.07.2025 15:09 — 👍 3617    🔁 1041    💬 3    📌 10

That’s probably true, maybe he should be in the team, but the point I was arguing with was that all nations (or maybe just wales?) should be represented no matter what.

18.07.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quite how a trillion dollar company can’t get stuff delivered within 26+ hours of the physical object being on the van, or even make their tracking interface make sense, is a mystery. But it’s one more reason on top of many others not to do business with them if you can help it.

18.07.2025 11:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made the mistake of ordering Donkey Kong from Amazon because I had a voucher, won’t be doing that again!

Supposedly was out for delivery 10am yesterday, the delivery window kept getting pushed back and eventually disappeared replaced by “still arriving today” which it ofc didn’t. Same today so far!

18.07.2025 11:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

However, Chloe Kelly is who I wish my spirit animal was.

17.07.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For both teams

17.07.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair play, that was the worst penalty shootout I’ve seen in a while.

17.07.2025 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice!

17.07.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is the game on that though or it just a download key? (Of course, you should be playing it by now so I don’t expect an answer!)

17.07.2025 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

And not just picky but actually publicly shame them for daring to interact with their entirely non-private posts. This is deeply unbecoming behaviour.

I should add, for the avoidance of doubt, this is purely an observation and this public reply guy shaming has not happened to me (yet…)

17.07.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my favourite things about blueksy (and twitter before) is seeing people with a few thousand followers dunking on the people who reply to them (often with stuff that is totally reasonable).

Imagine thinking you have a right to post your inane shit online and then be picky about who reads it.

17.07.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the lads who chopped down that tree got FOUR YEARS

17.07.2025 16:10 — 👍 264    🔁 110    💬 9    📌 8

You must be getting desensitised to Wales losing by now!

I think people by and large do care no? Even more so given the relative weakness of the opposition this time around. But if you don’t that’s fine, maybe it’s just not for you.

17.07.2025 09:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also let’s be honest, the idea might not last very long if better players were overlooked to get worse ones in the team and then they got thumped by Australia…

17.07.2025 09:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Part of the appeal for me is being able to appreciate differently the players from the other nations, and cheering for them as our own for a while, that might be a more uplifting way to look at it?

17.07.2025 09:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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