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Never Ready, Always Surprised

@philipwalter.bsky.social

I dream of getting paid for this one day. Beer drinker, occasional blogger, Crystal Palace supporter. I'm not like here like I was there . Trying to be a better me.

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So, this might be more difficult than I thought.

21.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Said the man who want his own private helipad to make it all better

17.11.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are approximately 4,047 square meters in an acre. 250,000 square meters is roughly 62 acres.

Imagine doing the vaccuming.

15.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A square with an area of 250,000 square meters would be 500 meters by 500 meters.

1/2 a kilometre from the front door to the back.... If it was square.

15.11.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Volume of course would be cubic meters

15.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That's quite a big house.. Is this volume or floor area.

15.11.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That's two of the food groups at least.

13.11.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most welcome courier delivery today a gift from the #jedscoffee.

12.11.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Might have this for second pudding .....

08.11.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the funniest laugh out loud series in my opinion.

08.11.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your name is now in the little book of revenge best served cold. I don't want to tell you before, but now you know :)

08.11.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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4000 not out ...u

08.11.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Super ugly...super tasty.

And the beer is good too

08.11.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoof

08.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pizza dough is doughing

I'm going chicen bacon mozzarella for one and salami mushroom jalapenos the other.

And a beer.

08.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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02.11.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trick or treat

User clearly does not understand how cameras on phones work, and has little self awareness.

31.10.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@kererubrewing.beer what annoying is that Excercising Demons is going to be one of those really good beers that sails under the radar.

Personally I love it.

31.10.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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of course it is

31.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friday

Aramex : Great News your parcel in onboard for delivery 06:06:49

that's 24 hours in a van so far.....

30.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aramex : Great News your parcel in onboard for delivery 06:06:39am

... and we waits and waits

30.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean no one has actually asked but picking a top 10 beers of the year is quite hard

30.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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beep beep

Today we are experiencing the Picanto

29.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beats going to work.

28.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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28.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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25.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another 940 million kilometers under the belt..

23.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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A metaphor for mayday ahead

23.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, who saw that coming....

This is an amazing film mostly it's police camera footage and is as harrowing as it was sad lonely and depressing.

18.10.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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