Tiny Brontosaurus

hell yeah Pacifico, a child of taste

years ago I read an article about an ed-tech startup that ran a pilot program at some accurséd SV charter school. it ran on a phone app that tracked teacher movements like Amazon warehouse workers, but it broke down because those dorkuses didn't realize women keep their phones in purses, not pockets

yet another white artist appropriating black music, smh

google what "satire" means, for a start. it's not a synonym for "joke"

James Ferman definitely hit himself in the balls with a pair of nunchucks so hard it changed him as a person

NY doesn't *HAVE* alleys u fake fan

we do that kind of thing in the park

UK rappers are huge weebs, to the point that cosplay is visibly present in black UK culture. And then... okay remember a couple years ago when American internet lost its mind about clown sightings?

Chicago is called "the second city" because it only takes a "second" to get a slice of pizza in this town where it was invented

"man" lmao

it would be very, very easy for you to learn what I'm talking about. you're just too busy clawing nuggets of shit out of your cottage cheese ass to do it

joad doesn't fuck, literally everyone knows this. unhorny king.

why are you so avoidant of reading two three-letter words, is it your way of hiding some tragic cognitive impairment?

that's not an answer, peanut

are you familiar with any other genders that might possibly exist, you whiny moron?

sweetie check my bio. get help if you have trouble sounding out the words

a red robot is standing in front of a building with a sign that says ' avengers ' on it ALT: a red robot is standing in front of a building with a sign that says ' avengers ' on it

hey you seem like you suck!

check the bio before you try to re-deploy the world's laziest attack lmao

ohh fuck

Look I’m not saying that there’s a causal connection, I’m just saying that people stopped making comedies when Pamela Anderson stopped working and now Pam is back and people are allowed to make comedies again

I hope they do.

Amazon's Countdown review: I like the part where a cop is dying of cancer

Ryne Sandberg led the league in runs 3 times.
Ryne Sandberg led the league in triples 1 time.
Ryne Sandberg led the league in homers 1 time.
Ryne Sandberg led the league in total bases 1 time.
Ryne Sandberg recorded the longest errorless streak in MLB history at one point.

September 26, 1989, Montreal locker room. Cubs clinch the NL East.

On of my all time favorite bits of Ryne Sandberg video.

Pure, unbridled joy.

"Everybody loved Ryne Sandberg" is really not an exaggeration.

I wonder if baby name websites realize how much time novelists spend on them

oh no

bsky.app/profile/simo...

"sloppers"

people who use chatGPT instead of their brains

#tiktoktionary

as a White, I know there is great power within me to shepherd new slurs into the world

YouTube video by thofmeister Seattle Mariners - Meaningful Moments (2010)

In two days, one of my favorite ballplayers of all time goes into the @baseballhall.org. We all know that Ichiro had as many tools as the game allowed. So let’s also take a moment to appreciate another of his tremendous talents: acting.

to fight it

we could change so much in this world by mustering troops of hot girls to point and laugh