Tiny Brontosaurus

everyone groans at my shit

then why are you flapping your unwashed fanny over a word having more than one definition, you lumpenfaced globetrotter?

they were brand new tech at the time and he was at a press event at a grocery store specifically to promote the new innovation. the press spun his polite noises about it into a scandal because the press used to occasionally treat republicans the way they do dems

brits whenever anyone else on earth exists other than them

good lord what an appallingly tedious way to behave about minor language differences.

lotta effort you're spending crying about it

So there's this thing called the Exeter Book, it's a codex from 1072 that's basically some rich guy's mixtape of Old English poetry. The interesting thing is it's heavily water damaged in the back half so the closer you get to the end of the book the more and more of each page is just missing

I also got sick of the posts very quickly but cmon, text generator's got you posting like the villain in a movie where the protagonist is a golden retriever puppy wearing goggles

hit "hide for me" on the post with the original link and they all go away like magic, Mean Ol' Mister Mayor

a miracle machine that can make chicken tendies *and* cookies. we love ours

ah but you see I have already portrayed myself as the blue knight, and you as the perfidious red knight

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I promise you federal workers missing paychecks and snap families missing payments very much did starve this week

with whose money

you seem very very stupid, yes. how's your big lifted truck?

the way these people have horseshoed racism makes me angry in my bones. why's your imaginary sex offender black

rent is a mortgage *plus* the landlord's operating expenses *and* however much profit they think they can get, dummy

what if planes had eyes and a mouth

well if you've got a better way to ground and commandeer your own personal goodyear blimp I'm all ears

kept the spats on, classy

just like women automatically dismiss your little dick

weird that "metal spikes you throw at your fellow children" caused problems

you are about to embark on a wonderful journey

(bravely)
while Pursuit of Happiness is an absolute depresso-millennial banger it has an undeniable whiff of singalong ho-hey stomp and clap stink on it

I've met him and it's actually shocking how much that's not the case. Interacting with him is deeply unpleasant even when he thinks he's being charming. I think his success has more to do with the tech industry being a cult

I mean, isn't it the 30s in that universe? So they were probably making do with lambskin at best.

the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

"So, how did he die?"

you might also like Children of Time by @aptshadow.bsky.social ! In which an uplift type project goes uh... fine. it goes just fine. You cannot say that uplift wasn't achieved.

when someone asks me what I did last weekend