Tiny Brontosaurus

seven of them, at press time

if you're this motherfucking dumb I think you're probably too stupid to be telling other people what to do, don't you, babe?

"ummmmmm where's the alt text???" and then:

pictures, stupid.

pseudo-progressive posts that immediately out you as a propaganda sponge who never updates their priors:

- "this text needs alt text!"
- "Flint still doesn't have clean water!"
- "USian"

so are you gonna show up to monitor your local ICE raids in Ypsilanti or just sit here on your unwashed ass whining and playing with your nintendo

Alt text nags attacking perfectly-OCR-friendly screenshots are like if "antiracists" went around yelling at anyone enjoying a body of water because "black people can't swim!"

please learn how screen readers work lol lmao you're welcome

the person you're replying to was demonstrating the image has selectable text, thus an easy OCR

screen readers can read text in images like this just fine and anyone sniping like this guy here is just revealing they don't know anyone who uses a screen reader

number rotators: what

chat is this true

look I know I have an axe to grind about These Types, but the thing is that I'm right

yes

Black and white portrait of a young woman in a light colored high necked dress wearing an elegant hat.

Nannie Helen Burroughs, educator, entrepreneur, women’s rights advocate, daughter of formerly enslaved parents, founded a school in Washington DC in 1901. She observed, “Education & justice are democracy’s only life insurance.”

"gimme five squids for a quarter, we'd say"

hope you "go to class" soon, Chris!

they aren't fucking safe. this is a massive tech industry lie just like "pivot to video" or "mark zuckerberg is a normal human man"

getting a thank-you video from otis spunkmeyer for being a top-decile apple cinnamon oat cookie fan. he is visibly hungover

I am friends with my high school lunch lady on Facebook and my god she never misses with her shares

what does he do with them

unfortunately it got massively pre-funded to the tune of tens of billions of dollars

I like to see a lot of replies in troubleshooting forums that start with "what you want to do is"

so many blurry gifs

years back there was a discussion on Girl Internet about how best to evaluate a suitor via his internet presence. Everyone agreed the best move was to find his reddit handle. Gooduns have post histories that mostly read like this

a good poet understands the impact of parallel structure

one time, on that one place, I suggested to an HR guy insisting that the lack of black tech workers was "pipeline, not process" and I suggested he do saturday interview slots so shift workers could apply without risking their current jobs and he got so mad he DMed me that I should bag lunch

if her corp is paying anybody 60k then 160 is svp level at a minimum

her posts read as something else too but I try not to throw certain words around in front of white onlookers