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DSM banged

the democratic party got a single gen z representative with david hogg and he started actually representing the resentment young generations have to old and weak democratic leadership and canned him. pathetic. this party will genuinely never change and keep losing to republicans. bleak

you'll never be rid of him

"Grow a pair," I said, anonymously, so no one would know it was me and I could face no consequences for my statement

Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now

I mean, those ghouls got what they wanted in Bill Clinton. It's hard to argue that they didn't win the 90s

Anybody down for a new Nullification Crisis?

Seen on my news and academic feeds today:

"This is highly illegal!"
"Where are the courts?"
"Someone needs to arrest him/them!"
"The military needs to oust them!"
"WHERE ARE THE DEMS?"

This is the denial stage of grief. None of the above institutions are coming to save us.

We are all we've got.

Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer

If you fail too many times you die

logged on to twitter to check my dms and saw a post asking “what did napoleon see in josephine” because she had a “double digit body count”, a post from an account named “the high iq gf” comparing her fertility to fat women, and an ad for how to hide your crypto earnings from the irs. cool

I thought his job was leading their house church? It has been a while though

New business idea: you pay me a subscription fee to pay your property taxes every year. The yearly fee will be more than what you owe the government but you'll feel a lot better paying for a service instead of paying a tax.

The main thing I’ve learned from studying US immigration law is that 99% of Americans have no idea how our immigration system works, or what modern migration even looks like.

Finally just discovered that the lip balm I've been using is actually a lipstick. No wonder I've been looking so fly

This is the NYPD doing their ACTUAL job. This is what they exist to do.

Voters: the economy is bad
Democratic Party: no it's not you dumbass

how did this campaign strategy not work???

Havana Syndrome

There is no national political party for anti-Republicans. Sad!

I read this and then wrote a poem. Thank you!

Is it ironic or appropriate that being a survivor means always feeling like the entire world is going to fall apart?

El-P's version already slaps

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ch...

BART SOCIAL MEDIA GUY CALUORNIAN sick public transit, gloria @seungylee14 how did Babylonians know Babylon is a name that slap super hard. there were only like three cities before Babylon. 5000 years later, Babylon is still top 5 city name

what a piece of shit

That brief but beautiful moment in time in which you have reset your computer to factory conditions but not yet installed every bullshit update so your computer actually works like it's supposed to

A lot of friends hit me up after the UHC CEO got got to say they support me and will shelter me and that's the kind of love that just hits different

Blatantly anti-American to expect me to know what a Prime Minister is

Our police departments are losing more and more money every year. Someone has to say enough is enough and put a stop to it. The free market demands its sacrifice