Peon Musk

Hmm sound like they have the makings of an SEC team in them...

We can only hope

headline: Here’s what Trump plans to do if he wins in 2024 The preview picture is a blue background with the unmistakable silhouette of Trump’s side profile, including his multiple chins; his mouth is agape as he speaks directly into a very phallic microphone and it is at first glance easily assumed he is about to fellate a man’s penis

oh my

@boringstein.bsky.social lol

Someone wrote on the sidewalk “If the Beatles were any good then why weren’t they on any Tony Hawk soundtracks?”

When you stumble upon ancient scriptures

It’s weird how Twitter warps peoples brains into thinking that everyone from Jake Tapper to communist Garfield is one side. Jake Tapper isn’t on my side politically he’s just not a fucking psychopath lol

Mee-kel-angel-ah

I’ve never been curious about Jordan Peterson’s opinion on anything before but I really want to know if he’s seen the new Ninja Turtles, which has a running joke about anxiety about evil milking machines

Since no one else is brave enough to say it, I'll say it. Starfield is a knockoff of The Outer Worlds and No Man's Sky

Well in theory

When I was a kid, there were never any comedians on TV who looked like me. Being funny felt vaguely implausible an aspiration for an Indian-American. It's different now. There are so many desi comics. Watching them, I now can be confident it is impossible for Indians to be funny.

And that there's better average water on the east coast than in CA? I've never heard that