Clara

YES

2 images: 1: a sign with a drawing of a very fat dog on it and translated Chinese text: "feeding is prohibited" "paragraph 1 A very fat dog appears here. (Bingo) Doesn't bite, but people. Lives a comfortable life and lacks no food & drink. Has no talents to show off" "paragraph 2 Please quickly finish the food in your hands. Don't feed, no matter what you give will never be enough. The more we try to help it lose weight, the fatter it gets. The owner is exhausted." Image 2 shows the dog in question. He's a chubby golden labrador, and he looks very insulted.

depois de dois anos da primeira tira, completando agora com o personagem abrindo a latinha de cerveja que deve tá quente já mas fodase, bolsonaro condenado cuida pai sextou

PODE JÁ!!

Mano what the fuck?? Shrinkflation total?!? Na cara dura?!?!?!?

Almoço na empresa semana que vem 🤨

quarta quase sexta

1 - roubar o fogo sagrado dos deuses e compartilhá-lo com a humanidade

People using AI to “talk” to the dead instead of doing it the proper way, traveling to a distant land where the boundaries between Hades and our world are thin, pouring libations of milk and honey, and sacrificing a goat.

FODA-SE a europa

SIM

A woman asks a clerk "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures toward the card rack and says "right this way, ma'am!" She holds up a flowery card with mixed cursive and block lettering font that says "Sorry for calling you "Pathetic" during my episode." She marvels "wow, there are so many of these. And in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."

JUSCELINO KUBITSCHEK ESPERO QUE VC ESTEJA GIRANDO NO INFERNO IGUAL FRANGO DE PADARIA

O Papa Gaio

aqui não roulou nada, estamos de boa

Se você ainda estivesse em PT, hj seria basicamente um dia de folga uai

porque >:( - elas são tão meigas

vai dar tudo certo os microplásticos irão me proteger

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

Imagens de dor e sofrimento

Grande dia 👍

Em 2050
- nossa que saudades de tomar um cafezinho... E pensar q tomávamos todos os dias
- o que é café, papai?
- a inteligência artificial vai te explicar. Robô, por favor conte o que foi o "café" pro meu filho
- Café Filho foi presidente do Brasil. Ele tem esse nome pois nasceu da planta do café

eu não sou jovem. eu também não sou velho. sou uma terceira coisa mais misteriosa

Como estamos?

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like "GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds. GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping. See why Microsoft, OpenAl and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows." and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what

This is my entire life