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@funkyalchemist.bsky.social

Drawer, makerspace overlord and inveterate tinkerer. Regular forays into baking and cooking

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The Summer Olympics should take notes from Winter. Pole vault but with a big trampoline as a landing pad and style score added to the height for shapes thrown during the jump and first bounce. 200m hurdles but with somersault zones partway down the track

20.02.2026 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small sketchbook drawing in ink and pencil of a view out through a window. The view is angled so we are looking to the left with cars, shrubbery and a grand building outside

Small sketchbook drawing in ink and pencil of a view out through a window. The view is angled so we are looking to the left with cars, shrubbery and a grand building outside

View from coffee and croissant stop this morning, Ayr

19.02.2026 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small pencil drawing in a sketchbook with a black pencil sitting on left hand side. Drawing is of a waste paper bin with a black bin liner overlapping the upper hand and knotted at the left hand side

Small pencil drawing in a sketchbook with a black pencil sitting on left hand side. Drawing is of a waste paper bin with a black bin liner overlapping the upper hand and knotted at the left hand side

I find the most picturesque of spots to while away waiting for the car to get serviced. Wastepaper bin with black binliner in pencil

19.02.2026 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Project Gasbuggy tests Nuclear "Fracking" Government scientists experimented with atomic blasts to fracture natural gas wells. ย  Project Gasbuggy was the first in a series of Atomic Energy

My mistake - the US did it as well aoghs.org/technology/p...

16.02.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not as daffy as the โ€œdetonate a nuke to fracture the rock around oil wells for enhanced productionโ€ idea which the USSR actually went ahead with - you do get oil but it is also heavily contaminated withโ€ฆ wellโ€ฆ the obvious

16.02.2026 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Easy, Iโ€™m raiding a private collection and making off with the Guennol Lioness

16.02.2026 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair to the Viscount he wasnโ€™t a trained banker either - just someone who is able to take his inability to spot and tackle imminent systemic collapse and transfer that weakness into other fields he also knows bugger all about

14.02.2026 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cringemaxxing

14.02.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Visitors coming ashore at #Arran from the Clyde steamer, 'Duchess of Argyll', in 1924. The ship was built at Denny's Yard, Dumbarton and lauched in 1906

[source: HLH Archives: D1751/2/2/11]

11.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funny way to announce an โ€œentirely homegrown playersโ€ policy for Man U. Big news for their academy and youth squads

12.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does he still live in Monaco for tax purposes? Economic migrant

11.02.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is it only skiers who get a biathlon? Arm the snowboarders and speed skaters? The existence for decades of the Swiss Army bicycle regiment suggests cyclocross biathlon as another option

11.02.2026 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Dig a large hole, jump in and pull the earth on top of you

09.02.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bugger, I like the local starlings. They have started looking for nesting spots & but this one accidentally found its way into the loft and dashed itself off a wall trying to escape

09.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SpaceX are laser focussed on the goal of an IPO to bail out X, xAI and eventually Tesla

09.02.2026 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soโ€ฆ equivalent to 5 yearsโ€™ worth of the entire Russian economy. Sounds totally realistic and viable

08.02.2026 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely, still have the first flight of an RC helicopter where the builder had assumed precession was an error on the plan and built his kit without it factored in embedded in my memory. Spectacular (and very very brief)

07.02.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Do you love me?': The Viking messages unearthed on Sweden's rune stones Runic inscriptions from the Viking Age still turn up in Sweden 1,000 years after they were written โ€“ revealing fascinating stories of love, loss and epic battles.

www.bbc.com/future/artic...

07.02.2026 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1132    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Plumbago? Iโ€™ve not come across that. Some kind of graphite medium or is it the background painted in a lead white pigment?

07.02.2026 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Purse snatcher!

04.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If no-one is there to see it does it matter if the film isn't there? A modern take on the "if a tree falls in the woods..."

31.01.2026 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A grey and black seascape roughly split in two by the profile of a pier and passenger gantry on the horizon jutting from the right hand side

A grey and black seascape roughly split in two by the profile of a pier and passenger gantry on the horizon jutting from the right hand side

Terminal, looking East on an overcast afternoon toward the ferry port. Charcoal and watercolour on heavy cartridge paper

30.01.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a load of horse poop. This isnโ€™t one-to-one tutoring, it is none-to-one buck passing. Other than pandering to tech lobbyists it isnโ€™t helping anyone

29.01.2026 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub

I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!

28.01.2026 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1131    ๐Ÿ” 505    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 347
Sketched portrait on white paper - light red and a mid blue watercolour paint

Sketched portrait on white paper - light red and a mid blue watercolour paint

Sketched portrait on white paper - light red and a mid blue watercolour paint

Sketched portrait on white paper - light red and a mid blue watercolour paint

Sketched portrait on white paper - light red and a mid blue watercolour paint

Sketched portrait on white paper - light red and a mid blue watercolour paint

Sketched portrait on white paper - light red and a mid blue watercolour paint

Sketched portrait on white paper - light red and a mid blue watercolour paint

Draw Each Other portraits over Zoom - trying watercolour to build on my learning with pencil

28.01.2026 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trumpโ€™s Greenland speech at the WEF except itโ€™s the voice of Pingu

21.01.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 494    ๐Ÿ” 193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

DeHavilland Mosquito, all day - every day

25.01.2026 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dotard J Trump strikes again

24.01.2026 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Long drawing in Charcoal of a dark hilly horizon with grey scrubbed sky. In the leftmost panel there is a tiny neolithic standing stone

Long drawing in Charcoal of a dark hilly horizon with grey scrubbed sky. In the leftmost panel there is a tiny neolithic standing stone

An attempt to photograph a long skinny drawing by using the phone in panorama mode (the rightmost panel is squished a bit) - horizon line on a January morning

24.01.2026 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notional Security

18.01.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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