Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.
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08.11.2025 04:19 β π 15149 π 1814 π¬ 148 π 47@lazycomet.bsky.social
Hoosier living in Vermont. Data slinging pays the bills. One of the original Bloominglabs gang.
Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.
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08.11.2025 04:19 β π 15149 π 1814 π¬ 148 π 4740 years ago weβd have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot thatβs all like βbet you wonβt commit suicide chickenshit bitchβ & the government is like hereβs $5 billion
08.11.2025 04:23 β π 12392 π 4466 π¬ 67 π 104Saw someone share an article about a 9 month investigation to see if Twitterβs algorithm is amplifying far right content.
Next for that journalist: spending the best part of a year investigating if you can find shoes in a shoe shop.
Idk who did this but it had me snorting this morning. IYKYK
05.11.2025 13:25 β π 135 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0my pose red scare cover
yes hahaha yes
05.11.2025 13:43 β π 1605 π 186 π¬ 49 π 0MAGA Communists were onto something, he's also doing The Great Leap Forward with his economic policies and Cultural Revolution with his education policies www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-is-t...
03.11.2025 19:08 β π 88 π 19 π¬ 10 π 5Amen to this
01.11.2025 20:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money
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01.11.2025 19:00 β π 2254 π 230 π¬ 20 π 22That frog shitting put your head man
01.11.2025 20:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs the way
01.11.2025 20:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs time, isnβt it?! π
30.10.2025 20:59 β π 98 π 31 π¬ 3 π 1I have yet to see a good one. What are you encountering
30.10.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People can talk about multiple things
30.10.2025 21:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can say that again
30.10.2025 21:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whoβs Carly Jerk
30.10.2025 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre also knocking one out but no judgment
30.10.2025 21:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And less oversight when he wishes to do shenanigans
30.10.2025 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New blog post! The post itself is not particularly interesting, but I am pretty amazed that this worksβ¦ The people behind #quarto, #quarto-live, and #webr do truly mind-blowing things #rstats
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"Tears of the Left" only they're tears of laughter
27.10.2025 21:25 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0And the sailor said Brandy youβre a Fine Gael, what a good wife you would be!
19.10.2025 18:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.
These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.
Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
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18.10.2025 16:36 β π 60 π 19 π¬ 5 π 0Always ends in tears man
18.10.2025 18:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
18.10.2025 16:00 β π 20470 π 5630 π¬ 151 π 146FM Papi my favorite Puerto Rican Rapper
18.10.2025 18:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Joe Rogaine arc making more sense
18.10.2025 18:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sun tuhZOO
18.10.2025 18:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. itβs better for your brain.
17.10.2025 22:14 β π 3340 π 566 π¬ 92 π 52ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
17.10.2025 15:39 β π 16941 π 2287 π¬ 167 π 50