Pete Lewis

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

I am not sure who these two are. Figure skaters or Traitors contestants or both

Hey, we noticed you from across the bar. Can we buy you a rink?

Needs further redaction

number*

My three-year-old was watching the Melania documentary when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why do the shitlibs hate the nice first lady so much?" And when I told her "Because the woke mind virus has made them knee-jerk liberal partisans," she started crying.

we gave it a good go, but let's try something else ☺️

Brantley?

A British man trying to police Americans' first amendment? Fairly certain there were subsequent amendments introduced to prevent precisely that kind of silliness.

I wonder if there's something these heavily-armed and violent losers could do to register their disapproval of the rich and powerful who are so obviously scamming them

Whether it's Hillary Clinton writing "pls print" 35 times in emails on a private server or Donald Trump being mentioned 38,000 times in the emails of a notorious sex trafficker, both candidates had a fraught relationship with electronic communication.

comic panel 1: a wolf puppy is stuck sitting up in a tree panel 2: wolf pupy says "how did i get stuck in this tree you ask?" panel 3: wolf pupy continues "i just do things i don't explain them" panel 4: wolf pupy is still stuck in the tree

tree - patreon.com/wolfpupy

Keep hearing how we should be sensitive to what our kids hear from this administration, but my kids telling their friends, 'oh we don't eat/shop there because they're fucking Nazis' works for me

We all know who drew number 30

Sure.... yeah... "SFX..."

ICE officers face an 8,000% increase in death threats against them and their families via homeland security dot gov

I think we could do better, team.

I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol

Where do you think ICE are targeting their recruitment?

Jealousy

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

the worst dog actor I’ve ever seen is the German Shepard in Ricky Gervais’ show After Life. that dog showed Ricky no affection. Always running away or staring at its handler off screen.

“i’m going in! cover me!”

—me getting into bed

TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose

BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy

It's wild that the right wouldn't expect the 2nd amendment to be used to push back against them electing a half-British guy to tear down the White House and rule them like a king, when that's kind of the reason the amendment exists in the first place