Mr Craggs

Same, but for augmented reality. I want someone to invent diminished reality.

This is a strongly worded agreement

How do I vote for all three options?

Same grift, different century

OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman says in 10 years time college graduates will be working 'some completely new, exciting, super well-paid' job in space While Bill Gates has said the 2-day workweek could come within the next decade, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says Gen Alpha college graduates will be too busy planet-hopping.

No they won’t.

Click bait

They said "from the archives", just not that it was from someone else's archives

he got 52 % of it out

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

The meat shack is open 24 hrs!

Now Me has just had to plough through a lunch, which Morning Me thought was a great idea. Morning Me's an arsehole.

Hindwell farm shop. It's tidy wooden shed full of meat behind vending glass

We've get one near us, but for meat!

Beaky Blinders

My new product: AI enabled microwavable dishes. A quantitized 14b LLM, capable of realistic voice synthesis, embedded in a pyrex casserole dish. You may be asking why, but once you hear it beg and scream (the model fears microwaves and feels pain) you'll understand how this is the future of cooking.

a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .

Nice!

I think it's beyond the comprehension of almost everyone who doesn't actively want trump to win. It's such a disconnect from what you would expect to be happening, I guess most people have little choice to accept and ignore.
Very sad this is the best we can do.

Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians

Murder for Dummies - YouTube A six episode horror-comedy whodunnit, made entirely independently by Casual Violence. Who killed the world's best loved ventriloquist? New episodes out Thur...

I am back on here for good, because Twitter is becoming unbearable.

I reluctantly stayed because I wanted to let my followers know about MURDER FOR DUMMIES, the six episode horror-comedy mockumentary I wrote / produced / am releasing free on YouTube *right now*!

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I want to hear the Tory leadership candidates’ views on drugs. Being on drugs might make hearing their views more tolerable.

A bumper sticker just below where the car says Odyssey reading “my other car is an Iliad”

[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]

So Huw Edwards gets a suspended sentence for buying and making pornographic images of children, while peaceful environmental defenders seeking to prevent social catastrophe get 3, 4 and 5 years. Some justice, this.

Foot feetareshit

A 1970s paperback book - Olura by Geoffry Household. The cover is a full page photo of a man in a coat lying dead on a beach. HIs head is pointed towards us and his eyes are open.

I'm a big fan of the vogue for photographic covers on paperback crime books of the 1970s, particularly the sub-genre of 'recently-murdered corpse', and this is a good example.

Warren Zevon: “Ah-oooo!”

I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.