@marcmack.bsky.social
Frisbee golf dilettante, alpaca whisperer
Feels like no matter how much daylight we save, the darkness still persists.
07.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 32 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 1You scratch my humpback, and I’ll scratch yours.
A classic Quid-Pro-Quasimodo
10.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
… and so do all who wake to see such times.
08.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is poetry in everyone.
03.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0Quasimodo watched, a single tear running down his cheek, as Esmeralda walked off arm in arm with his cousin who was in fairness, he thought, the the real Totalmodo.
05.09.2025 00:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You contain multitudes*
*limit three tudes per customer
God gives His sexiest battles to His horniest soldiers
02.09.2025 23:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Welcome back to my YouTube channel where I talk exclusively about symbiotic relationships between fungi and algae. If you’re new here, remember to lichen subscribe”
02.09.2025 00:00 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Jeff Bezos should shorten the WaPo slogan to just “Democracy Dies”
30.08.2025 00:59 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'll be at the library on Sept 6th at 10am signing books. I'm not an author or anything I just like writing my name on books.
26.08.2025 23:58 — 👍 89 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 0
Happy birthday wishes are in order for my beloved, @theanastasia.bsky.social Do hop over to her feed to leave her appropriately good wishes for her birthday ☺️🎂
21.08.2025 13:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Women gush:
“He makes me feel seen”
“He makes me feel heard”
They never appreciate that I make them feel smelled.
I wonder if models have to be tall because the fashion industry wants to hold women to impossible height standards too.
05.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lose up to 1/2 a pound in one evening with my Illicit Kidney Theft Diet!
For details, come to the Howard Johnson’s Motel on Route 6, room 17, just by the ice machine.
16.07.2025 00:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I assume that gen alpha relationships will all be gender fluid polycules that require at least a master’s degree in combinatorial mathematics to understand.
Honestly that’s fine. At least they’re into STEM.
Happy 4th of July to all Americans, even the loser* & hater*
*Donald J. Bone Spurs
Happy Canada Day to those who observe!
May you spend the day with friends & family, eating & drinking to excess, sitting about fires or soaking in cool pools, enjoying everything to the fullest
That’s what Canada was made for. I think. I didn’t really pay attention in history
30.06.2025 14:57 — 👍 215 🔁 57 💬 0 📌 7
Due to budget constraints, there will henceforth be only one wolf inside you.
20.06.2025 23:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re into communist vexillology?
That’s a red flag.
Why do so many people who use ‘Proud’ in their group’s name make me the least proud of being a human being.
28.05.2025 00:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[posts ‘bbn’ in Teams chat]
[disappears into nearest deep, dark wood, and proves true to the promise to ‘be back never’]
She was almost incurably constipated, and he was her nurse. Then came the unexpected romance.
It was enemas to lovers.
Did you know? I also do a weekly comic!
05.05.2025 19:11 — 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Red means stop, particularly when shaving.
05.05.2025 23:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You miss 100% of the naps you don't take.
01.05.2025 16:13 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Goth couple, every morning:
Hey, look! We match!
No person is a pond, rather we’re more like the river: ever moving, always flowing with new waters, never exactly the same with the passage of time. The you of many years ago is very different than the you of today
I tell myself this as I try to explain why there is so much frozen okra in the icebox
