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Ortiz and Clase bet big on Toronto.

I just Googled and learned that Rob hosts a podcast in which he interviews ex-teammates. Basically the ultimate "Let's Remember Some Guys from Detroit and Milwaukee in the 80s and 90s."

I want to binge this, but I am TERRIFIED of a "now let's get real and talk politics" segment.

Rob Deer-ass Speaker of the House.

It's all so utterly shitty that I've convinced myself it's for a prank show YouTube channel I've never heard of, called "Texas Told 'Em" or "Guys Bein' Dudes" or something like that.

Aaron Rodgers on McAfee, fully reclined, complaining that the NFL is woke for saying he isn't fuckable.

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And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

“He‘s definitely alive and not at all dead. Don‘t worry.”

Bovino shops in the little boys' section. He also looks for dates there.

That’s actually called Conspiracy Fact.

I remember watching this at my aunt's house as a kid and being so scared that I begged my younger brother never to watch it.

Can’t believe Bari let them air that quote. Her boss is gonna be pissed.

The Homer Simpson boxing hobos strategy.

Moments of brilliance and collective will, hopes raised, beautiful chanting, great mustaches in the stands, a dubious call for the team that always gets them, a valiant defeat.

Offsides is pretty clear - with a few exceptions that only ever screw YOUR team, never their opponent.

In soccer, it’s the handball. Nobody knows when it is/isn’t one, despite the infraction’s name.

I would have accepted the report yelling "Come on, Mike, how many times do you think you can use that excuse?"

It's just the absolute dumbest, most transparently lying, "dog-ate-my-homework"-ass excuse.

Strong contender for the #1 most intense moment in network TV history.

BOB. Twin Peaks S01E02 - Traces to Nowhere.

Twin Peaks: BOB.

The Only City That Matters

legit lol

RETVRN

You can’t just quote your assignment editor, Chris Rufo, in the newspaper.

I always liked the little cleat cleaner thingy.

I haven't encountered one yet. Are they heavy? Could they be lifted into a dumpster?

If Danny McBride made an entire acclaimed HBO series mocking my dumb-hick ass self, I would learn to shut the fuck up.

Can baseball players have CTE?

They’re very sexy but you MUST resist the urge to fuck them! I repeat, no coitus.

We should be so lucky

Robert DeNiro in "Rocky & Bulwinkle" ass haircut