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Cole D’beverage

@sociolinguini.bsky.social

Unrefutably the dunk champion of The Immaculate Conception Church of Perennial Depression Elementary School

57 Followers  |  43 Following  |  50 Posts  |  Joined: 03.09.2023  |  1.979

Latest posts by sociolinguini.bsky.social on Bluesky

You lot are just so pissy that not everyone likes you

18.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You doing this shit is what is causing the attack, you could just, not if you’re so worried about it

18.09.2025 04:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The next time it’s just going to be one of the 90 year old congressmen who MAGA hates who dies of natural causes and they’re going to make a database of people “celebrating death”. And it’ll just go on from there.

16.09.2025 02:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to be a pedant on weapons but that looks like a sord not a wip

16.09.2025 00:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The left just created 100 million Brian Thompsons

12.09.2025 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Pizzagate stuff of analyzing every single word to be a potential indicator of child sex trafficking, meanwhile these guys are just saying “ remember when you sold a kid to Trump”

09.09.2025 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pritzker over Newsom any day

24.08.2025 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think it just went by so fast that not enough people caught it, but in his EO about the Smithsonian months ago, he specifically mentioned that they taught that “race is not a biological reality”.

13.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best linguistics movie ever made

10.08.2025 16:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’ve both hit oil refineries? What do you consider those?

16.06.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean so far we’ve seen residential buildings hit on both sides with civilians being the majority of those killed on both sides. You don’t get to play the “human shields” card when you’re hitting people’s homes, even if they’re in the government.

15.06.2025 22:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why are you responding as if that comment was an endorsement lol

15.06.2025 17:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This is just so funny to me

15.06.2025 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The full wall to floor urinal is alive and well in the Upper Midwest. God bless this land

10.06.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t protest ICE. It’s exactly what Trump wants. Real resistance is our strategy, which is to vote for his cabinet nominees. He hates that.

09.06.2025 12:51 — 👍 1102    🔁 168    💬 11    📌 8

Republicans can’t think of a higher level of violence than a dozen shooting carts and a couple cars being lit on fire

09.06.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Old man yells at clouds and is miserable

02.06.2025 01:56 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s very cartoony gory and kinda dark — lots of blood and such, some drug-like things. I wouldn’t have thought it had an M though, nothing sexual.

It does deal with child abuse though.

31.05.2025 01:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It sounds like the democrats sure found out huh, maybe if they had done anything differently he already would be gone.

24.05.2025 16:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Quick, take FAFO out of your bio, it belongs to Trump now and it’s part of his playbook

24.05.2025 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the dumbest gotcha I’ve ever seen

23.05.2025 21:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every state has red voters and a high percentage of them. We’re talking about a difference of like 10/20 percent of the population considering most people don’t vote. You’re really not special because your blue areas outweigh your rural ones.

18.05.2025 08:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Challenge for libs to not be smug about random people dying they know nothing about because their state is slightly more red.

18.05.2025 08:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clearly you don’t give a shit because you’re gleeful about their deaths without knowing anything about them. Fuck you you smug prick

18.05.2025 08:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re not special because you live in a state where your urban areas outweigh your rural ones man. The tornadoes aren’t some divine punishment.

18.05.2025 08:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

America voted for Trump as a whole, do you support group punishment for the entire fucking country? It’s fucking psychopathic to think you’re special because your urban areas happen to outweigh the other areas and ours don’t. “Maybe they should get louder” fuck you.

18.05.2025 08:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like rural parts of every single state didn’t vote for it. You just happen to live in a state where the blue part outweighs the rest, you’re not special. Fuck you.

18.05.2025 08:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When coastal blue states have disasters without proper federal support, smug people outside of the country will say “that’s what they voted for”, and why not? Why not reduce all communities to an arbitrary country-level election? Or state-level? You think St Louis is a red stronghold?

18.05.2025 08:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tornadoes kill people man. They don’t give a shit about party affiliation, they don’t know who’s in office. You don’t know at all who died, who they voted for, or if the DOGE cuts made a difference for them or not. Smug euros are going to say the same shit when coastal blue states have disasters.

18.05.2025 08:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not to mention, some of these people might have gotten warned beforehand and were in their best shelter anyway! Tornados kill here, they don’t know state lines or party affiliation or the current administration.

18.05.2025 08:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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