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Matt Cooper

@nordiko.bsky.social

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Some guy going home from a night shift?

20.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent the day in Stockholm yesterday. Lovely sunny bright day with acres of blue sky. Of course it was -10C for most of the day, so that's a downside, but I did get to walk across the frozen lake.

20.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*BINGO!*

20.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hat is the more talented of the pair.

18.02.2026 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first paper raising the alarm of global warming, despite not knowing specific effects or outcomes, was published in 1858.

Humans are not designed to deal with slow-changing problems.

17.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only 40%?

17.02.2026 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ––

17.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure that it's anything to do with them being famous white men. They don't care about women, children or men. Someone has threatened the *MONEY* and now they are worried.

17.02.2026 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone understands... would you want to live with that evil, misogynistic, racist, philandering, grifting, corrupt, fascist, demented, piece of shit?

16.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I often think the same about Britain in 2010. If only Nick Clegg hadn't been a worthless shit in 2010 and had partnered with labour we would have had no austerity programme (with the ensuing three recessions), no brexit (with the inevitable economic drag we see every day). Should'a, could'a, didn't.

16.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And in 25 years perhaps, if this trend continues I will think, as an EU citizen, that accepting the UK back will be a good idea. But not for now.

16.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no problem with this. Wikipedia can quickly debunk the AI slop. I always used to tell my students that Wikipedia was a great place to start (as long as you can avoid spending the next ten hours through the looking glass) but the real references were the ones at the bottom of the page.

16.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the risk of sounding like I'm saying we told you so...we fucking told you so thirty years ago.

16.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In the time it took them to make a spear I'd have constructed a Glock 9.

16.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it involve a tube ride on the same ticket?

16.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Why am I surprised?

16.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, swearing is just crude and ungenteel (ungent33l?) while threatening the lives of traitors is just righteous anger, of course.

16.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! He sounds like fun!!

16.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Four not really blondes"?

16.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I looked through mine earlier and, yep, there it is. Line four: "British Citizen".

16.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How contemptuous does this awful woman have to be before she is considered to be "in contempt" of congress?

13.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes he is, he always has been and he will always be until his (hopefully imminent) death. Good riddance.

11.02.2026 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You said 'Surely giving a unit price "per item" can't be lawful?'. I pointed out that if the items are equivalent then it is clearly legal. You get it now?

11.02.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But each biscuit (read it slowly so you can understand) is of uniform size and weight so a per item price does make sense. Do you get it now?

11.02.2026 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zoos?

11.02.2026 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grey splodges with black and blue bits...yeah, that's what I call conclusive evidence.

09.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the items are of uniform size/weight it is. Per biscuit is as they are the same size and weight, per elephant isn't for the opposite reason.

09.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone says something obviously stupid on social media but provides no support to their obviously stupid comment. No-one cares.

One day!

*ONE DAY!*

09.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be being handed the salted earth of the UK that the conservative party planned to hand over and worked to construct for years by harming the UK public?

Just a thought.

09.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How hard do I have to defocus my eyes against your 'magic-eye' carpet before the image appears?

09.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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