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Morley Safer∙Sephiroth

@apopheniac.bsky.social

still dazzling, hollering, razzling, and hooting. he/him

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get a lode of this star

03.11.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Team Rocket motto but for real mobsters

02.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Silent protagonist with some bold unstated words.

01.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

29.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 2024    🔁 882    💬 11    📌 14
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

01.11.2025 13:18 — 👍 6783    🔁 1095    💬 41    📌 62
Mr. Panucci from Futurama: "There's only three real monsters, kid--Dracula, Blacula, and Son of Kong."

Mr. Panucci from Futurama: "There's only three real monsters, kid--Dracula, Blacula, and Son of Kong."

31.10.2025 11:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I still don't know what a "vibe" is and don't intend to find out

29.10.2025 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/

27.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 2530    🔁 414    💬 43    📌 21
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There Is No Peace in Gaza Since President Trump announced his plan for a ceasefire, people I know have been killed. One relative described torture during a year in Israeli custody.

every day I read a new thing and want to scream in the fucking street, how are we letting this happen, how are we still pretending this isn't real

www.newyorker.com/news/essay/t...

26.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 136    🔁 32    💬 2    📌 0
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Ok im bored

21.08.2025 20:53 — 👍 83    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 0

He's got a ladle!

24.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lil torso fella the MVP

23.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

23.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 1968    🔁 913    💬 0    📌 3
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when your political homie has one too many drinks

23.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 2555    🔁 967    💬 12    📌 15
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They’re coming for our JOBS

22.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Videogames are as much art as anything else covertly funded by the CIA

21.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 211    🔁 55    💬 0    📌 0

bit of an eccentric opinion but i believe everyone should know the phonetic alphabet and i think everyone should start shouting in it a half millisecond after anyone mishears anything

20.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 545    🔁 32    💬 36    📌 15

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

19.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 8458    🔁 1619    💬 226    📌 158
15.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Lee and Francis Raybon in The Lowdown

Lee and Francis Raybon in The Lowdown

Holland and Holly March in The Nice Guys

Holland and Holly March in The Nice Guys

Dammit, Johnny, you know I love my "bumbling amateur sleuth and his precocious daughter" subgenre

04.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 90    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 1

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

11.10.2025 13:21 — 👍 4777    🔁 791    💬 79    📌 27

clearly you don't own an air fryer

11.10.2025 14:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"People diagnosed at younger ages had presented reasons to be evaluated earlier" is what you would expect for an evaluation that someone has to opt in to. The difference in the groups' mental health could easily be an effect of the earlier-diagnosed cohort having received more support/accommodations

07.10.2025 21:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

... No shit?

06.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
05.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 483    🔁 59    💬 2    📌 0

The Christmas Adventurers is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen in a movie

05.10.2025 06:11 — 👍 191    🔁 7    💬 8    📌 0

*beastie boys*

well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS

and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES

03.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 1401    🔁 276    💬 16    📌 9

Happy birthday!

01.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Other art forms got over this stupid-ass, pointless, and cowardly question long ago unless you talk to someone stuck in academia or film school.

30.09.2025 03:45 — 👍 94    🔁 18    💬 4    📌 1

I'm probably not going to see the movie until next weekend but this was worrying me from the trailer. I'm glad it didn't detract too much from your enjoyment, at least

30.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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