βDrat,β said Toad.
@mega-manlet.bsky.social
βDrat,β said Toad.
you missed the best one
12.02.2026 16:20 β π 3096 π 723 π¬ 17 π 11Molly Lambert @mollylambert I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone 12:31 PM β’ 12/12/19 β’ Twitter Web App 59.5K Retweets 294K Likes
Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source The Sun @TheSun β’ Jan 18, 2019 'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s. 8:32 PM β’ Jan 20, 2019 β’ Twitter for iPhone 49.9K Retweets 493 Quote Tweets 238.7K Likes
Paul Ford v @ftrain When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore 5:14 AM β’ 2/27/18 β’ Twitter for Android 13.6K Retweets 37.3K Likes
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweetsβ’
12.02.2026 08:40 β π 2400 π 589 π¬ 40 π 47(moon rocket blows up on the launchpad) ope!
12.02.2026 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cast the spell, even if your voice shakes
11.02.2026 17:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It was the Toyota Teahawks
09.02.2026 06:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congrats to the Seattle Seahawks for winning the Superb Owl
09.02.2026 06:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Undefeated champion of stuffy storage
08.02.2026 20:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Laddie dong legs hehehe
07.02.2026 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)
Baby with 22inch hair extensions
This photo is funnier than it has any business being
people.com/hairdresser-...
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: thatβs a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? π
She cripped on my toe till I currn't see
06.02.2026 05:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kid Rock is just another name for Epstein Island.
05.02.2026 06:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have started baking a lot this winter. It gets the apartment real cozy and smelling good. I love the ocular vibes I get from looking through the oven window to check how things are going.
04.02.2026 05:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AVATAR: One Orange Brain Cell
01.02.2026 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*I'd π
01.02.2026 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is love to see this extend to the block with the library as well.
01.02.2026 20:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Your political career is over before it even started.
31.01.2026 03:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No posts in a few days... Hope you're doing ok
30.01.2026 19:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brine a mans food you make him salty for a day. Brine a man and you make him salty for a lifetime.
29.01.2026 07:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No way. Take me outside and let me poop in the grass
27.01.2026 05:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought you liked pixels bruh
27.01.2026 05:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Least realistic aspect of All Creatures Great and Small on Masterpiece is how the top is always down on the car they drive around.
25.01.2026 06:23 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hey it's ya boy Meriwether Lewis
24.01.2026 06:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's gonna max out his T(yphus) levels
24.01.2026 06:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All my buddies who don't have a phone or tablet? They are my appless chaps.
23.01.2026 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're just a bunch of copycats!!
23.01.2026 18:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guess I'm having something else for lunch π€’
22.01.2026 18:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That hood looks so cozy
22.01.2026 07:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A braided loaf of bread and a no knead bread boule on a cooling rack
Work has been a nightmare lately, so I carved out some time to bake with my youngest last weekend. Nice way to spend time together.
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