Sydney Cardew

Missing you too.

How is everyone I've been having mental health.

More research needs to be done in to the fruity metalhead to butch transbian pipeline.

There’s a superman comic where hes turned gay because of a substance called “pink kryptonite.”

(Problematic lesbian wednesday is any wednesday on which I am a problematic lesbian ie all wednesdays)

The heterosexual mind simply cannot comprehend problematic lesbian wednesday.

It's almost like it's inhumane to fucking kill people.

we all have that one sandwich we are trying to recapture

A photoshopped version of a Jon Mcnaughton painting of Trump and his first term cabinet 'crossing the swamp' showing Trump summoning tentacles to devour his companions using an evil lantern.

After seeing some of his work on reddit, someone persuaded me I should put the Jon McNaughton edit I made a few years ago up here

Found in Washington Square Park

My muted words is just a long list of very specific jokes I would not be interested in seeing like ‘22nd century schizoid man’ and ‘horse tools’

Overheard in ASDA:

Parent: Hurry up, I thought you needed the toilet?

Small girl, exultant: Yes! I'm going to PISS!

Parent: What did you say!?

Small girl, dejected: I'm going to have a wee. ._.

They have no intrinsic meaning but at some point each girl picks one to use forever (mine is purple).

There are exactly two grades of adhesive products:

1) ineffective
2) you will regret this for the rest of your life

Check in on your Italian friends today. Cook them a big pot of sauce on the stove for 10 hours. Make sure they have some marble to chisel

What are some graduate jobs in the £20-30k that aren't brain meltingly stressful?

NSA agent listening to my house: she uses the same voice for all of the dogs. pathetic.

jehovah's witness: do you have a few minutes to talk about jesus?

me [hates gossip]: no

Is your boba tea worth it

Alex's deadline is Saturday. If you've ever shared an 'oh no' comic - especially if you shared this doctored one with a fourth panel added! rude! - then chuck them a quick donation for their horrible, horrible legal battle.

Give it back to the people, you rotter!

a chart - a very tall green bar that says 'everything I have to get done' and then a very short red bar that is called 'energy I have left'. The girl on the short red bar says 'well, I'm in danger'

How many of us chronically ill people are feeling with Thanksgiving here. I'm wrecked.
#chronicillness #chronicallyill #autoimmune

So this is just Burrough's/Gysin's dream machine but with forced feminisation hypno aesthetics?

I don't like that blocklists can change without notification, seems like a ripe attack vector for trolls.

What if we put him in the machine from his dark materials that cuts off your soul animal thing and used it to sever his cringe. could he survive such a process?

Showed up late to cannibal Thanksgiving and got the cold shoulder

Dracula’s Brides in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

A wolf, howling and steaming (the wolf is a lesbian)

Just heard about a producer named Leopoldo Gout and I’m glad that’s not my name

YouTube video by vinkwick Foetus - Wash It All Off

For the 13th year running, this video justifies the continued existence of Youtube [NSFW!] [cw: clowns, industrial accidents]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cUK...