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(5/25/25): Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning, Final Destination Bloodlines, Clown in a Cornfield Podcast Episode · Light Treason News · 05/25/2025 · 1h 7m

Get ready to drink up some pop culture and name your panic attack…

✨ Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning
✨ Final Destination Bloodlines
✨ Clown in a Cornfield 🤡

With @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social and @chrisopotamia.bsky.social

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I need characters in tv shows to stop popping champagne that spills everywhere because you’re pouring and dancing and wooing but last episode you specifically said people should always take their shoes off at the door so now all I can think about is your Veuve-soaked socks

It’s that time of year, a newish tradition when my sister and I troll each other by sending the most unctuous, sappy Mother’s Day gift ads with captions like “omg should we?” “one each?” “she deserves it and more” and we both hurt each other’s feelings AND heal a bit

It’s like emotional backburning

FUUUUCKK

Today!

Allison and Christopher discuss nightmares, Olly Alexander, and rec Mickey 17 (especially compared to the Russo Bros,) sort of Paddington in Peru (only because most kids' films suck,) The Parenting and Footrot Flats: The Dog's Tale

@allisonkilkenny.bsky.social
@chrisopotamia.bsky.social

Oh to be needed by a man as much as CVS needs me to tell them how they did

And once again you come through with a solution

I’m keeping a tally of how many times I reflexively open TikTok and then go “…oh, right”

Eleven and counting

[guy who spent his entire life calling his friends "gay" for having a feeling that wasn't anger] its an epidemic of male loneliness

My ears are burniiiiiiing

Can TVs shut the fuck up? The second you stop pressing buttons on the remote some bullshit starts autoplaying. I’ve already got friends with PTSD who fill every moment of quiet with chatter, I don’t need an appliance to do it

I’m going to start saying YUCK YUCK loudly and backing away if anyone tries to show me something they’ve done with ChatGPT or AI

I’m not sure AT ALL

When you have the kind of ADHD that makes you bump into shit a lot, there is nothing more satisfying than learning the source of a mystery scratch or bruise by hitting it again the same way and going “OHHHH THAT’S HOW I DID THAT”

It’s not impossible to be a barback at 44, but I do tend to wake up the next morning with ankles that are strictly ornamental and not to be used

That’s definitely me

Me too! I used to live by slipper flip flops; they were fuzzy but airy

Whenever I put my oodie on, it is at maximum 45 minutes until I have to rip it off again, gasping and sweating, but for about seven minutes of those 45 I am comfy as fuck

Anything less than full bogan, it’s a Furphy. Full bogan? XXXX Gold or Tooheys Extra Dry. And if it’s ever MORE than full bogan, like Bogan+, there’s a good chance a tallie of VB will appear

And worse than Gold Coast: ROCKHAMPTON pops out

If you’re gonna talk shit about my accent or voice, do it directly to my face so I can double down and go full bogan, or wait until you’re out of earshot?

Hot tip: one third of the way down a flight of stairs is still within earshot

Never harsh enough tbh

It’s all I ever want to be, in any given situation

She’s right, said one third of the podcast “Dirty Little Horror” 😇

REBECCA the entire pun of my podcast title “Dirty Little Horror” hinges on how funny it is my American cohosts say it weird @dirtyhorrorpod.bsky.social

Sort your shit out, Nicole

The first two seasons of Murder Most Horrid are on Amazon, and seeing the quality of Dawn French’s wigs on a BBC show in 1991 puts nearly every modern TV wig department to shame

Someone make Kidman watch a couple of episodes

I guess decades of kids getting their heads bl*wn off in schools all over the country left it open to some ambiguity

Well exactly!

(I do not recommend these clowns for children’s parties)

Speaking of "for science": Gonna repeat a joke I tried on Threads to absolutely zero response, to figure out if it was too dark for that audience or if it's just a bad joke:

Thank fuck I have depression AND adhd because sometimes the only thing that keeps me alive is my inability to complete a task

For the last two days I've started my day with a sun lamp and Adderall and I've felt...well not exactly productive, and not even necessarily focused, but certainly not so depressed and numb that even crying feels out of reach?

Today, for science, I'm trying just the sun lamp, so fingers crossed