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@platypie.bsky.social

https://www.facebook.com/TouchThe80s http://touchthe80s.com/ Musician, silliness, history #WhatWeDoInTheShadows #Severance #TrueCrime Hope needed πŸ’™πŸ«β„οΈ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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26.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ––πŸΌπŸ€ŒπŸΌ

26.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When I posted this one I learned that eels actually DID used to swim up toilets, before modern toilets installed anti-eel technology thanks to @greenleejw.bsky.social

Get a calendar at EelFacts.net

26.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

HA! AMAZING!! 😊

26.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...I remember it well 🀣

26.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did RFK "squeeze their cheeks" to feed them??

25.11.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmm…cattle fed turkeys.

25.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...walk down the middle of every street with your family and go to a restaurant - you won't get in. Loool

Knucklehead

25.11.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"dropped" his phone inside and entered head-first. Got stuck in the leg for several days? Did he starve within a few days? Did he make no noise? Just, what? (and of course soooo sad 😳, warn the others).

25.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy s***t! So sorry - I've had several procedures/surgeries on my spine, but never had anything sudden happen before. Did they give you a prognosis for this? Hang in there and listen to the doctors. Good luck - feel better! Oof!

25.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you make that, Blue? Lolol

23.11.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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23.11.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the link!

23.11.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She shoulda stuck with fictional Larry. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

22.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now:
Guy - a wide-eyed cat
Girlfriend - a cat tree
Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but their heads are now: Guy - a wide-eyed cat Girlfriend - a cat tree Red dress woman - a Christmas tree

It's that time of year

22.11.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5965    πŸ” 1482    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
bottles of DUKE CANNON THICK BODY WASH for $8.98

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19.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

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22.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am a citizen and so are majority of Somalis in America. Good luck celebrating a policy change that really doesn’t have much impact on the Somalis you love to hate. We are here to stay πŸ’πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

22.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5184    πŸ” 731    πŸ’¬ 132    πŸ“Œ 39

What a way to tell me the litter needs to be changed

22.11.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a cat who did that 😳

22.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep it up - love your work!

21.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man with a scar on his forehead . Alt: a black and white photo of a man with a scar on his forehead .
20.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"...running his mouth...."

2025 U.S. foreign policy

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20.11.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phew!

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20.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great story!

20.11.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant article - great story! Thanks!!

20.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GREAT PIC! Got more? πŸ˜€

19.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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18.11.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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18.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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