Schrödinger’s Catbox

The upcoming midterms will feel less like an election and more like an exorcism.

Frankstein's Monster's Monster is actually the name of the name of the monster's monster.

The plus side of not having any mega-rich friends is I probably won't be murdered on a yacht.

Oh? Your police feel the need to act in ways that a free people recognize as a violation of their own God-given rights? And your response is to prefer the safety of the police over the liberty of the people? Why are you, ostensibly an American, willing to admit this publicly?

Mostly because we haven’t found a way to make them answer for their actions. On that day, the numbness would wear off fast.

it’s not a crime to eat lunch with hannibal lecter

It would be nice if universalism were true. I’m not going to judge anyone, but still wouldn’t take those odds to a racetrack.

This isn’t the biggest takeaway, but it’s one of them. I’ve learned this month that the people of Minneapolis are cool as hell.

*Well, what do you know, it's Dave Bees-and-Bombs

*Computational motion graphics. I should be a more aggressive critical champion of stuff like this, its merits exist but are hard to explain

"Every accusation is a confession"

*Also XTwitter literally pays people to be provide content as right-wing influencers, it's right there in the business-model

Lots of Catholic/Christian imagery at the memorial site of Alex Pretti's death. Saw a few people with rosaries.

The worst Americans are murdering the best Americans.

Looks like some fine friends are exiting the other site after hitting their limit of toxic fascist garbage. I’ll maintain a foot in both worlds as before; please overlook the stench, thanks in advance.

trump (spit polishing kissinger's nobel peace prize, not even glancing up): wow amazing. what a terrific gesture and so deserved. (pointing, still not looking up) you there. have little marco fetch a gift bag for miss muchacho. tell him she's waiting outside

Who’s electable? Line ‘em up, operators are standing by.

What would the board of standards and measures even look like? The white papers alone would be a bloodbath.

Name your children for the Saints, or don’t name them at all.

My grandparents’ generation fought and died in 20th century wars to keep our nation safe from nazis.

Rapture

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Happy Rapture Day to Debbie Harry

A purgatory headcount, please.

Sorry to disappoint, I am flesh and blood.

When it comes to the other place, we were there before he arrived and we’ll be there when he’s gone.

Enjoy, genius.

Whatever works

You’re clearly happier on here, which is good. Don’t let haters drag you down

Don’t read them if they piss you off. Ragebait shouldn’t live in our heads rent free.

a cow in a spotlight

if i had to see this today so do you