gateway doug

It's Jurisprudence Fetishist, but since that's been said, here's a sentimental favorite: theonion.com/five-or-six-...

helps to think about the details like any regular crime you'd see on one of the 800 cop shows that run on TV constantly: these guys committed one set of murders, thought it over, and then decided to kill the witnesses as part of the coverup. mention of drugs is just jingling keys at this point

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

Nathan Fielder tweet “Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.”

HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends

An x.com post from Joe Rogan Podcast News (@loeroganhq) It shows a picture of Joe Rogan in the studio, and the text reads: Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? Al could absolutely return as Jesus."

🎵 he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he
talks like an LLM 🎵

Man

"you could do worse th-" oh I plan to

Another fascinating MGP side quest

i believe in you!

Relatable Corvid

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

Johann Lamont @JohannLamont• 1d X Girlguiding decision important yet it all makes me sad. The Guides meant so much to me but the announcement is so grudging, so reluctant, so concerned about the impact on boys, I wonder if it can ever again give girls the brilliant, confidence building space in which I thrived. • 93 {7 316 O3.1K I|41K •

Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.

🧿 + 🤭

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"Steam has banned Horses" is awful news and, stripped entirely of context, a fun idea to think about

is there anything you believe that you also know is 100% wrong? personally, i think i would do great in prison, despite all evidence suggesting that i would die on day 2

this stupid show is my favorite thing

"this takes place in the past, which can work, as it works in something like The Hobbit...but that has more of a fantastical setting than, uh, Hamlet, which just takes place in england, and not in the James Bond era of england"

"i prefer things that take place in modern times, like The Beverly Hills Cop or something like that"

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

A screenshot of a post from r/nostalgia with a blurry picture of a Christmas tree (dated 11/23/2013) and the caption "Why doesn't Christmas feel like magic anymore? Do you remember the joy of baking cookies and decorating a Christmas tree with your family?"

Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.

"did you skip the article and just post your own rant on the top reply so everyone would see it?" yeah, probably. that sounds like me

elden ring with the HDR on looks absolutely insane, i couldn't believe the difference

If Five Nights at Freddy tried to kill me I would unplug him and I would leave. Dusty ass country bear jamboree ass muppet

i got to post something stupid, you got to call me an idiot - the great cycle continues

it's like when dogs turn around a bunch before they sleep, or when ferrets do that little hop-run when they're excited. it simply Is

sometimes i post something wrong and people reply "this is wrong" and i feel bad until i remember that posting wrong stuff on the internet is an essential expression of my humanity

the exact joke they ended up using was:

tim: first movie up, uh, is hamnet. [squinting at card] should be hamlet
gregg: hamlet, yeah
tim: this is a typo here

god promised me a 10 minute commute and i will *have* a 10 minute commute

it finally snowed! excited for my favorite boulder winter pastime (driving as fast as possible and complaining that the slow cars in front of me "don't know how to drive in snow")