Erica

What is a gavel but a big stick anyways?

DOINK

Does Taylor Swift know what a Safety is?

It's not fair Japan gets all the cute Pokémon stuff.

i only got the covid shot but my experience was similar! sore arm, fatigue, but much better than my previous shots

Side note, I got my updated COVID shot and flu shot yesterday and I feel fine today ⭐️

Photo from the Menendez indictment showing hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash found hidden in jackets hanging in his closet.

One of the little pleasures of Fall is putting on a jacket you haven't worn for many months and finding a couple of bucks inside.

I forgot how much I miss classic political corruption. Not like, Trump insane shit, but just hiding insane amounts of cash around your house.

and the gold bars.

What I really love about the Menendez indictment is the dude escaped corruption charges once, and was like "let's go for two!"

This isn't even his first indictment!

Ever since Hard Knocks, my sister is ALL IN on the Jets drama. She can't stop watching ESPN in the mornings 🫠

Think I'm kidding, just listen to any of the NFL shows, it's all about the drama!

The NFL is really just Bravo for bros

How did my fantasy kicker score 13 points 🙄

Daylist Spotify playlist entitled “fearful scream night”

😱

NFL media is in a tailspin this morning

I go “oh” sadly. Especially for late 90s media.

A Jets fan flipping someone the bird. a sad jets fan sits next to him holding his chin.

"Hate that, man... Praying for the best🙏" Was originally: "Hate that man... Praying for the best🙏"

Patrick Mahomes explains why commas are important:

I attempted to drug my cat for her vet appointment, and of course she knows I tampered with her food. Sorry vet techs, I tried to sedate her.

I need to turn this off.

This is humiliating.

My sister and I are not taking the Giants game well: “I thought we’d be good? Or better? Or anything?”

I need to stop listening to Guts or else I’m going to turn back into a teenager.

The “What We Do In The Shadows” finale was so underwhelming.

Waaait you also have a dog named Murray?! I thought I was the only one.

Bob Iger floated this last quarter, but nothings been reported about network shutdowns/sales yet.

If Deux Moi breaks Disney selling off their linear tv assets, I’m going to lose it.

Arguing with Deux Moi over rumors about Disney. How’s your Thursday night going?