Joe Morton

The driver was reportedly hooked on phonics.

Blaming the kids is what any good narcissist would do.

I bet you turned your house upside down to find it! (I’ll show myself out…but I’m glad you were able to free your upside down friend)

As if we wouldn’t recognize @suesswassersee.bsky.social

Obligatory #KatieAfterDark

It’s a start, but House leadership is blocking a vote on this until March.

"Those burgers are coming out any second now!"

I read that at least four times trying to find anything resembling passive voice.

He’s one of those 4 out of 3 Americans who don’t understand basic math. /s

Maybe they're defining party/string poppers as IEDs? The "improvised" part is pulling two at once?

Now I want an Italian beef.

Is this the same guy who always replied with the “You’re basic!” gif?

All because he couldn’t pronounce acetaminophen.

I’m so sorry to hear that. I was not one of those voters but can’t believe so many chose this chaos over what could have been.

Are these the same heretics advocating for Christian nationalism? Asking for a concerned country.

Reminds me of Kensington Metropark, northwest-ish of Detroit, but I haven’t been there in years.

I did, only because I started following Kat at some point (probably after a repost from you or Mrs. Tweetmaker).

I just want you, uh, I mean, that Internet Stranger to stay safe in the hell hole!

Does the park district supply Kevlar vests??? Asking for an Internet stranger.

Keep Lola away from your phone, or else she’ll call Auntie Sarah McLachlan to report this serious incident.

Is this one of those scams where they make egregious mistakes to weed out people with critical thinking skills?

What would Vance say?🙀🙀🙀

#ThingsILearnedInGradeSchool

Yeah, changing your appearance is never the answer, and, huge props for what you do.
After thinking about this, I'm wondering if some guys associate tattoos with BSDM, as if ink suddenly transforms you into a dominatrix? They should still be self-aware enough to get how creepy that is.

It might help avoid these conversations if you were inclined to wear a collar. Then, again, maybe not.

I hope you get nominated in 2028.

Further proof that this is the cosplay administration.

At least he admits it’s an irrational fear? Nope, it’s still bad.

But, but, but, Lincoln said, "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet"! Now, I'm just confused.

That site needs better age verification.