Excuse me while I smoke a beer and drink a cigarette. This has been a Tuesday!

We do cultural appropriation really well, appreciation, not so much.

Layered denim? Seems like a fire hazard.

I’m crab walkin’ here!

Watching the running man on cbs hits a little different right now.

Kind of showing my age but I get confused af when I see a usps delivering on Sunday.

I’ve tried to start Stranger Things a few times. I’ve probably made it through half-to-most of the first season. If I started now, I’d definitely need to rewatch the first season to have a clue.. so I think I’m just going to watch the final episode and call it good.

You buy cheap bourbon to forget why you bought cheap bourbon!

Better Off Dead is a Christmas movie!

Is there a difference between being wrong and assuming too quickly that you’re right?

Two white birds perched on a rooftop, highlighted by the morning sun.

A white bird perched on the peak of a roof.

Who are these guys and what are they doing here? This picture is in Frederick county Maryland. Basic web search give me a few possibilities. They’re always together, perched or flying in the same general area. What kind of birds and which is most likely, pets or migratory path? #birds #ornithology

So has someone made the Fallon ruffling trumps hair “Guess Who’s Left” meme yet?

Having coffee with this guy! Mornin’ y’all.

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

The sandwich puns on here are giving me old school twitter feels!

Crowd at Audi Field chanting “Free D.C.” at the Spirit match.
#freedc

Update: I’m 50.

I’m sorry but did anyone else watch that last segment in cbs news?

I’m curious, do you like it as a stand alone movie?

Wind blows,
Leaves flip,
Temperature drops,
Thunder rolls,
I love a Maryland afternoon summer storm.

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We can still see your shoes!

Yes. And I would love it if reporters stopped calling a sitting congresswoman by her initials. It’s lazy, disrespectful, and frankly, racist.

I’m telling you… if I weren’t so lazy?

I mean honestly, the Teapot Dome was getting seriously dated! At least we’re going to get a good revamp of the that section of American history.

Today, as I was enjoying the Frederick, Md pride festival, I asked a parking enforcement officer what they would do if they saw a car illegally parked in the middle of the street. He said he would cite them… could meter-maids be our front line defense to the illegal actions of ICE?

Fireflies put on a symphony while bats dance overhead. And a toad just hopped down the sidewalk.
Too good of a moment not to share.

Today was a long day. I’m not happy with the way I handled it; however, I will do better.

So help me, if I get one more AARP email. I’m not 50 yet! Can’t you give me these last few weeks?

Pretty much just ate a pot of rice. I miss Mitch Hedberg!