Ben Wilson

I like baseball.

Why do you have my license plate, which is also BORT, on your wall?

During covid we had a design meeting outside in a park that just devolved into the men on the team trying to use a tennis ball to knock a stick out of a tree while the women watched and shook their heads.
It hadn't occurred to me that it broke down in such a gendered way until I read this post. 😬

maybe if programmers weren't so literal we wouldn't have to define food

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

You're killing it with these breakfast posts.
A+ bluesky content

definitely thinking of Office as a separate entity and it is thoroughly enshittified

Although now that I think of it I did have to go to some lengths to stifle the advertising popups that it occasionally tries to sneak in.
Which is definitely a core aspect of enshitification...

I genuinely think that Windows is better than it has ever been.
Maybe also more expensive, but better.

wow that muskrat looks a lot like a groundhog

Oof. Thanks.

Is it really going to hit 90 inland on Thursday? Do I need to put my window ACs in? :(

YouTube video by Rockstar Games Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2

Trailer 2 is here!

The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.

Top 3 olfactory sense memories that remind me of my dad:
1. the kitchen spice cabinet
2. a smooth scotch whisky (after 9pm, bonus points for ice clinking in the glass)
3. marijuana stash (still reminds me of his dresser sock drawer when I was 5 years old)

closed loop is soooooo good. worth it.

how much cinnamon did you have to eat, exactly?

i’d pay good money for a shirt like this! lol

surprise bedtime pump changes are so defeating. hoping you have a restful night

beat me to it! maybe a slightly better angle that shows the steeple of Union Church

Photo of the Cliffs of Moher my own. Once upon a time I DID walk this precarious path without a second thought. Now I look at the photos and think "man I was dumb"

Sometimes managing #T1D feels like walking a cliff edge. It’s tempting to step away, but nope, turns out that inland there was also a nuclear meltdown. Best to thread the needle, buuuuut there’s also a random and unpredictable wind blowing either direction at any given moment. Good luck!

Biden should step down the day before Trump’s inauguration and make Harris president for a day just to fuck with Trump.

wow those slippers!(?)

honestly same