Chrimp O. Grits

Embroidered fantail bird sitting on a branch. The bird has a yellow belly and there are green leaves and red flowers.

Little embroidered bird on a t-shirt.

M. Khan?!

That was on an episode of 999 with Michael Buerk back in the day, I have had a fear of javelins ever since

Haha, I did know someone who thought it referred to the playing surface

Missing stair - Wikipedia

Known as the "missing stair" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing...

I asked my dad how they got the stripes on football pitches, and he told me they plant two kinds of grass in rows. I believed this for an embarrassing length of time.

I hadn't even heard of my dream job when I was 30. I started as a trainee in dream job at 39, and I'm now 45 and finally doing the thing. You've got ages!

I have bad memories of the original due to being forced to deconstruct it for Eng Lit GCSE, this version is far superior

I can't stop watching

🎃

Accidentally entered NANFICTION into the spelling bee today, have I invented a new literary genre?

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

I get shocked every time that the spelling bee allows "nonce", then I remember it means something different across the pond

Nobody under the age of about 80 in the UK would think of boiled food, suet pudding or warm beer as being a thing, and yet... You may just have to take your lumps on this one!

Look at you hotties! Congratulations

Those weird jellied salads! That's America for me

Sympathetic animism for the win! My dad understands me, after hearing me moan about the lime green bastard mug he bought me the same mug in bamboo green (much nicer) so I still have a complete coffee mug rainbow 🌈

Stalin.

I'm using a coffee mug that I absolutely can't stand because it was at the front of the cupboard and if I reach past it to get a better one I might hurt its feelings

I'm joining the war on Autism on the side of the Autism. Gojo and Miram from My Dress up Darling

Thought this was a sea otter, but the wrong way up

It's autumn, so basically every one of my bags and pockets contains at least one conker (mostly from the really good tree by the church)

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

@sentimentbot.bsky.social, what news?

45, Lorraine Chase all day

Woman wan troway poo-poo, come trap for window - BBC News Pidgin British guy, Liam Smith, meet woman wey im wan friend, but di very first waka dem do together come end with fire service, over poo-poo matter.

One of the great news stories was rendered even greater by the BBC pidgin site: www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196.amp

He's always been the worst Chris.

Tell me you have no women on your marketing team without telling me you have no women on your marketing team