JD Armes

Wildfires breathing real heavy behind that bush

Just did the math. I only have to work until I’m 119 to have a billion dollars in my 401k.

Eating leftovers should count as cleaning.

I appreciate everything you did for this country and our state. It is time for you to hand the torch off to someone else. New leadership is needed to fight off the tyranny at our doorstep. Thank you for doing the responsible thing!

It will, but not the way you think.

Oh, so you are capable of voting NO.

Buddy, you voted for this.

I am beyond disappointed in you

Run against Chuck

“Agreed. The flood of low-effort AI content and slideshow-style ‘videos’ is making it harder to find anything original or worth watching. Platforms should at least give users the option to filter it out.” -ChatGPT

My one knock against Blue Sky has been the lack of vitriol. What is all this, everyone getting along bull crap?

I watched the SNL concert today. It’s pretty cool, but so many audio issues. Everyone played it off really well. I’m hoping Brittany Howard didn’t yell at the techs too much.

Talk about something being too wet.

Froot Loops are also good. More than one cereal can be good.

I love Cap. Tastes amazing. Don’t let it soak that long in the milk. Crunch berries are trash.

You are full of bad takes

We seriously didn’t have any major plane crashes in this country from 2009 till 2025. Now we’ve hand a handful in a month. It’s almost as if we need a cadre of competent government employees keeping us safe.

I love that you’re an old man who can’t figure this app out.

Love the lack of context

lol, “money’s paw”

Guys, I don’t think this Donald Trump guy is very good at this President thing.

They said I can help fly the plane after we shotgun a few more of these.

You can easily have a garage fridge. This is insulting

If you really loved it your number would be higher. Spiders are plentiful. No reason you couldn’t eat 30 spiders a day.

To the guy who wanted to chat me up in the TSA pre-check line this morning: Sir, it is 5am and I am going to work. Leave me alone.

Tough on China but can’t handle a little cold.

So, is there not a verification feature on here? How do I know if a celebrity is who they say they are?

Did I get invited here before Joe Biden did?

I’m posting my first one of these. What is this called?