eggshead!!

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Who is the owner of magic shop Laz'R'Us?

Running away to join the circus is the work experience equivalent of going to clown college

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: McDichael, Dustice, Sweemey, Gride, Archideld, Dourque, Smorin, Furcotte, McSriff, Wesrey, Mixon, Truk, McRlwain, Rortugal, Chamgerlain, Sandaele, Nogilny, Dandleton, Smehrik, Sernandez, Dugnutt and Bonzalez

cooler door with LCD screens that show pictures of what is behind the door

little kid holding up the toy he got for christmas to show Grandma

CTRL-C

CTRL-V-V-V-V

jordan peterson sobbing and red, recounting his experience with one of those turkish ice cream guys

i have significant moral qualms with cloth mother, but we have to stop wire mother

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Hi 🥰

Jury nullification!! This is not a crime!

My crystal ball says I'm very handsome

Gonzo, what is the name of this song?

Who is Boots, Puss In

memorizing Lorem Ipsum like digits of Pi

Illegal raw milk should be called mooshine.

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

Who is Kermit the Frog?

Restaurant that will only let you use the restroom if you are pooping food that was purchased there. They WILL check

Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania

I found where they’re conserving you

It's kinda cool, could work with the right outfit. I don't think it's garish enough to be work ironically

Pic?

What are Geese?