GET OUT OF MY WAY! @getoutofmyway

Still time for guests to buy cassettes.

07.08.2025 22:34 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

07.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

It works. Haven't had a roach in my underpants in days.

07.08.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plastic wings that commercial pilots give to kids.

07.08.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CABBAGE PATCH VANCE!!!

07.08.2025 18:24 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

He was trying to draw attention away from

06.08.2025 22:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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UCLA says Trump administration has suspended $584 million in grants “If these funds remain suspended, it will be devastating for UCLA and for Americans across the nation,” Chancellor Julio Frenk said.

Like if you hate this motherfucker's fat guts.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

06.08.2025 22:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Hey, Donald...Joe Biden says you don't have the guts to fly from up there."

06.08.2025 19:15 — 👍 79 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Fort Stewart shooting suspect identified Three senior law enforcement officials briefed on the matter told NBC News that the person who allegedly opened fire at Fort Stewart in Georgia this morning is

Florida Man of course.

06.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crime down in every category in 2024, FBI report says Murder, other violent crimes and motor vehicle thefts all declined in 2024, according to the latest report from the FBI.

Trump's full of shit. Even his own FBI says crime plummeted across the board in Biden's final year.
www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-cri...

06.08.2025 19:13 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Crime down in every category in 2024, FBI report says Murder, other violent crimes and motor vehicle thefts all declined in 2024, according to the latest report from the FBI.

Trump is also full of shit...or crime has spiked unbelievably since he took office.

His own FBI says Biden's final year had drops in every crime stat.

06.08.2025 19:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Hey! I’m on the roof! Look! I’m distracting you from the Epstein thing! OH SHIT”

06.08.2025 12:51 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

All the money they’re saving on human aid, education and healthcare is going to this fucked-up bullshit. Damn them.

06.08.2025 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s be on the menu?

GO

06.08.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s with this guy and water? Strong water for California.
Strong showerhead water.
Strong dishwasher water.
Strong shampoo water.
Strong videotaped pee water.
Strong toilet tank water.

06.08.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Crime down in every category in 2024, FBI report says Murder, other violent crimes and motor vehicle thefts all declined in 2024, according to the latest report from the FBI.

Trump's FBI says Biden's final year had across-the-board drops in crime.

Time to fire Patel.

05.08.2025 16:45 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

This we know:
Donald Trump hates law enforcement professionals.

05.08.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She has a shitty bra.

05.08.2025 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"It's a great place for a toilet."

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Crime down in every category in 2024, FBI report says Murder, other violent crimes and motor vehicle thefts all declined in 2024, according to the latest report from the FBI.