smidges

Sorry to hear that Alex. Always a fan of your work

Sales are down 60%. We’re losing billions of dollars each year. But that’s ok because somewhere there is an ancient cup, and it is very magical

lol

This looks like one of those videos where people are having fake convulsions after getting the covid vax

"The concentration camp was never the normal condition for the average gentile German. Unless one was Jewish, or poor and unemploved, or actively leftist or otherwise openly anti-Nazi, Germany from 1933 until well into the war was not a nightmarish place. All the "good Germans" had to do was obey the law, pay their taxes, give their sons to the army, avoid any sign of political heterodoxy, and look the other way when unions were busted and troublesome people disappeared. Since many "middle Americans" already obey the law, pay their taxes, give their sons to the army, are themselves distrustful of political heterodoxy, and applaud when unions are broken and troublesome people are disposed of, they probably could live without too much personal torment in a fascist state - some of them certainly seem eager to do so." - Michael Parenti, Fascism in a Pinstriped Suit (Dirty Truths)

if ICE kills me i want everyone to tell these fools that they dont get to skate by quoting 1984 on their social media posts about it for cheap content

you people have my wife watching heated rivalry and now she's going to be mad that I'm not hot or gay

he won't arrest anyone for murdering his constituents but he'll arrest you for being angry about it

Señora Presidenta Sheinbaum, mi país, los Estados Unidos de América, anhela la libertad.

"I'm no fan of Maduro but..." why do people in the US feel a need to preface things this way in 20-fucking-26

I made big strides this year in learning how to be my best, authentic self, and I am never making that mistake again.

seeing a lot of people wonder why NYT is giving this overt antisemite such a glowing profile but they’re all forgetting their shared interest in ruining the lives of trans people

(smugly) oh you *loved* Park Chan-wook's 2022 dark comedy thriller Decision to Leave? well where are the memes about it? how come i don't see people dressing up as the characters? why isn't there a popular AAA open world video game based on it? guess it's not so good after all, huh

ironically, few pieces of media have a meme with as much staying power as "Avatar has no cultural impact"

Bring ther BACK! Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn't good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons! KAT ABUGHAZALEH THINKS CAMPAIGN FUNDS SHOULD HELP FEED PEOPLE The Illinois congressional candidate turned her campaign office into a mutual aid hub. Jessica Washington December 26 2025, 6:00 a.m. Share bitice to open, the Calpaign diso neaps stock a community fridge available any time of day and hosts drives to collect specific supplies. A request for tampons for Chicago's Period Collective, for example, resulted in a massive outpouring of support. "We ended up getting over 5,600, and my campaign manager's car was just filled with tampons," said Abughazaleh through laughter. "I wanted him to get pulled over so bad." The point here is to "show" the campaign's values through providing for the community, rather than simply telling

Not for nothing, but men using tampons as a joke to dismiss a program as "not serious" is a really classic misogynist trope. We can all see what's happening here.

I am going to create •a subscription service

*new business idea launches*

silicon valley:

Diarrhea? No it’s the toxins being expelled from my body

#H2P

Never a doubt

@santelli.bsky.social are we worried

Kim Kardashian Shocked to Learn She Has "Low Activity" in Her Brain A brain scan discovered "holes" showing reduced activity in her frontal lobe

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

life imitates tweet

Need a big FG on this next drive

Another one for the "we are ruled by hollowed-out husks who believe in nothing but their own untouchability" files

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

If Pitt hosts in the tourney would it be at the Pete or the new place?

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

He’s the second best QB to wear #8 for the Steelers this decade

Aaron Rodgers is the worst QB to play for the Steelers in maybe 40 years