Proditorious Vermonster

If your underwear gives you a wedgie completely on its own, that means you have agentic underwear.

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

Right after she cloned my repo

Oh I misunderstood your question. You’re looking to relate pre-potato diets to later potato consumption preferences?

I don’t think potatoes were in Europe until after the Spanish brought them back from the Americas a little after that period. Does your turnip theory extend to the mid 18th century?

Bonbonbonbons

See if any service academy cadets compete in that space?

Thanks for the reminder. Sigh.

Ack

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Songs don’t save the world.
They save people.

…And people do the rest.

The War on Christmas™️ has been a complete failure this year.

YouTube video by MichiganderVEVO Michigander - Not So Merry Christmas (Official Music Video)

This #Michigander Christmas song is a total bummer. I love it.

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do you ever feel very intelligent when you catch song samples on the fly

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Quick question: is higher education

a) a Rube Goldberg machine for sorting humans into a class structure

b) an upskilling program for future job havers

c) a way to armor a person’s mind & soul for an unpredictable/volatile world

d) a adult daycare that funds research

e) something else?

At this point the only way to get my inbox down to zero would be to switch jobs.

We are waaaaaaaay overdue for a very frank conversation about what exactly we are supposed to be getting out of listening to Radiohead

Underrated post

Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

This is such a massive bummer

He became a nameless terror to the ship.

is there a *mr* information?

My body is a machine that turns “you saying a sentence with the slightest passing resemblance of a song lyric” into “me interrupting the conversation to sing that line of the song”

Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

Also. Here’s a pink snail that dances around your face that you didn’t ask for. We didn’t give you agency over your profile decoration because we think people really don’t like to make choices about how they present them selves to strangers and friends.

Bang up job #discord lol

They don’t want you to know this, BUT if you don’t like a piece of candy in an assortment you don’t have to eat it.

Lemon Starbursts? - throw em out.

Yellow Sour Patch Kids? - in the bin.

Even your Regular Kids - don’t like one? Drop him off at the bus stop.

Alright. I’m just gonna say it. There’s too many kinds of Doritos.

YouTube video by NPR Music David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert

Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.