Anthony Morelli Comedy

Today is what I would equate to Christmas, and that is NEVERENDING HOPSTOPPER canning day at Lavery Brewing!

Just asked someone for 10k and they didn’t immediately tell me to get fucked so that’s cool.

We’re Touching 1.9°C - And It’s Only 2025 Real time data coming out of the world’s climate measurement systems should be stopping us in our tracks. The latest estimate by climate scientist Dr Karsten Haustein shows that, this week, the Earth ...

Real time data coming out of the world’s climate measurement systems should be stopping us in our tracks. The latest estimate shows that, this week, the Earth is 1.9°C warmer than before we began burning fossil fuels.
#climatecrisis #ClimateEmergency #auspol www.lyrebirddreaming.com/post/we-re-t...

Shows kick off next week — part comedy show, part conversation, part Q&A — and everyone walks away with a signed copy of 'The Man of Many Fathers.'

Grab your tickets today — each one also includes a free digital album of 'Lonely Flowers.' Visit the pre-order link in my bio for redemption details.

I’d love to host you for a show in Erie, Pa after your Niagara Falls show! Who would I reach out to in order to set that up? I run an independent comedy production called Flagship City Comedy and utilize many local venues.

It’s a very weird feeling knowing when people tell me how much I’ve helped them with their life problems/depression by providing just an opportunity and I just smile while hiding mine.

On or before Tuesday, November 4th, please:

🗳️ VOTE for Judge Brandon Neuman for Superior Court

🗳️ VOTE 𝐘𝐄𝐒 to retain our Justices & Judges

✅ YES: Justice Christine Donoghue
✅ YES: Justice Kevin Dougherty
✅ YES: Justice David Wecht
✅ YES: Judge Alice Beck Dubow
✅ YES: Judge Michael Wojcik

Emerging from the darkness of this era will require us to acknowledge that the previous status quo, including many institutions that may have served us well in another era, have been failing for my entire lifetime.

Next they’re going to tell us autism is caused by the demand to release the Epstein files.

It pains me to no end that I was excited to vote for him. Biggest political regret.

Reddit was saying ice on Buffalo rd yesterday, and last week by Behrend.

I’d love to rent out the Erie Playhouse for you when you’re around Pittsburgh/Buffalo/Cleveland sometime!

If you’re in Erie this Saturday October 11th this is my absolute favorite show to do. I’m gonna tell jokes while getting tattooed by my cousin. It’s legit! $15 tickets at door, BYOB, Andromeda Studios.

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Honestly can’t control the true long lasting laugh out loud a truck brings every time I see one.

Heard he can’t stop jerkin it. Won’t stop, only throws ketchup at the door when someone knocks.

I realize there's a lot going on with the shutdown, BUT DONALD TRUMP'S FORMER SPIRITUAL ADVISOR JUST PLED GUILTY TO SEXUALLY ABUSING A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

Seems like something the media might want to ask the president about—if he ever stops hiding.

Your gentle reminder that Rep. Melissa Hortman was assassinated on June 14 and hardly anyone bothered to talk about it.

I think what truly makes me the saddest about the world we live in is that it simply doesn't have to be this way. There's enough food, water, shelter and resources that every person could live comfortably. But humans choose to live at the expense of others. We created this world.

Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow night. MAGA hasn’t been this mad since 20 minutes ago, probably.

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

Thanks for watching all the clips this weekend. I beg if you can spare the time to tune in for my free special coming out 7PM this Friday on YouTube. It’s not as topical (how could anything feel topical these days if it’s not recorded yesterday) but I’m really proud of the-

To parents cheering for civil war: When you die in your fantasy battle, your children don't become patriots. They become orphans. They get raised by whoever survives the chaos you created. Wars don't make heroes they make graveyards full of parents and generations of traumatized children.

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

2010: I'm going to a foreign country. What vaccines do I need to get beforehand?

2025: I'm going to a foreign country. What vaccines should I get while I'm there?

11/10 tonight. The guttural addition to RJA is their revival, and Taco Bell running out of rice and having to overfill on ‘real shit’ was just the cherry.

We need new leadership top down. This has got to fucking change. Makes me seriously consider homeschooling my child.

Snoop Dogg is scared to go to the movies

Summer straight up did an old fashion Irish goodbye.