katya bee

Wicked For Good just made me feel bad for bisexuals because they always get a shot at the fairy princess angel baby goddess, but then still end up with some man made out of literal burlap

I’m back to post at no one

starting to think that people did not listen as closely as they should have to coldplay’s 2008 hit, viva la vida

statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

not to flex, but im not seeing any of this super bowl bullshit (i don’t have cable)

no but Helena might

Really hoping to work extra hard this year and pull myself up so I can finally afford my own private fire fighters and 1/4 of the world’s resources

Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store

i want what they have (the inability to feel dumb even though they are)

we need more razzle dazzle in the workplace

C’était la chose plus importante dans le monde quand j’avais cinq ans 😍😍

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

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“friends”

ACAB, but also AFAG (all frogs are gay)