Jarrett Bailey

“Cam, how many fingers am I holding up?”

*Tasmanian Devil noises*

“Close enough, get back in there.”

Cam Skattebo plays like if Rex Burkhead got hit on the head and thought he was Derrick Henry

A John Williams shout on the broadcast.

Star Wars is stupid, but he also did the score for Home Alone, and Home Alone rules.

Yet another obvious false start on the tush push. Ban the stupid fucken play.

My review of Monster: The Ed Gein Story

It’s like it Forrest Gump killed people.

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Very close to 3k and it would make my little heart happy to get there

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The Browns introducing Deshaun Watson in Week 14

Broncos over Eagles
Patriots over Bills
Jaguars over Chiefs

Signature wins for 3 young teams trying to cement themselves as real contenders. All happening in the span of 36 hours. How can you not be romantic about football, man?

Trevor Lawrence has the heart of John Elway and the brain of Rob Gronkowski

HO

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SHIT

Devin Lloyd going from completely replaceable to Jesus of Nazareth is truly insane.

Looks like Mahomes’ royal bitch fest kept the touchdown on the board

That was one of the best anthems in a very long time.

A+, no notes.

Well guys, after about a month, the office is finally done.

The same issues continue to plague the Buffalo Bills | Sporting News It's the same old problems for the Bills

New from me:

The same issues continue to plague the Buffalo Bills. There are ways to fix it, but they have to be willing to make the moves necessary. Otherwise, they’ll be telling Patrick Mahomes “good game” after he ends their season again.

I’d like to report something, NFL

Sideline interviews provide nothing of worth, so let’s spice it up.

“Mike, you’re up 6-3. How many lobsters do you think there are in the world”

We are less than 4 minutes into Chargers-Commanders

Justin Herbert already has more rushing yards than Derrick Henry

New Pump Fake Special

Falcons QB Kirk Cousins joined me for a quick sitdown

-The direction of the QB position
-How his family keeps him grounded
-How much time he thinks he has left

Watch now⤵️
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The Cardinals will be this year’s version of the 2024 Saints. 2-0 and it meant precisely fuck all.

Don't be dumb about Jordan Love | Sporting News There are far too many bad faith arguments being made about Green Bay Packers quarterback Jordan Love.

New from me on The Sporting News:

Don’t be dumb about Jordan Love. He’s one of the best quarterbacks in the game, and one loss doesn’t change that

Russell Wilson. Rest now, brother. See you in Valhalla.

One of these two will be 1-3

Wow I’m so shocked

Stop Assuming The Chiefs Have Lost Their Throne I don't care that the Chiefs are playing poorly, I won't believe the dynasty is over until I see it.

Everyone just assumes the Chiefs are cooked and done. Have we all not learned our lesson?

Stop Assuming The Chiefs Have Lost Their Throne I don't care that the Chiefs are playing poorly, I won't believe the dynasty is over until I see it.

Everyone just assumes the Chiefs are cooked and done. Have we all not learned our lesson?

Cris Collinsworth: That Noah Gray, they call him 50 shades of gray in Kansas City. Ya know, my wife and I watched that together last week. I had to refill my Cialis prescription afterwards. That isn’t the only thing that finished if you catch my drift

Mike Tirico: 2nd down

Watching the Chiefs is like a weekly vasectomy.

Watching the Giants and the Chiefs at the same time is like getting a vasectomy while simultaneously getting a colonoscopy

Getting robbed at gunpoint would be a better time than watching Chiefs-Giants

🚨Week 3 Preview Show🚨

@lindsayrhodes.bsky.social and I preview every game on the Week 3 slate (and talk about Arby’s)

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