Red Scott's Avatar

Red Scott

@redscott.com.bsky.social

Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football

687 Followers  |  359 Following  |  1,552 Posts  |  Joined: 26.06.2023  |  2.0326

Latest posts by redscott.com on Bluesky

Post image

continuing my rolling stone top 500 albums list

413. Creedence Clearwater Revival, Cosmo's Factory Fantasy, 1970

CCR has always felt like the result of the exact averaging of every song on classic rock.

Album peaks on the opening riff to Ramble Tamble

08.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just going into those reddit threads it seems like the people most angry were using it as a journal/therapist/sounding board and the new conversational style is less mirroring, more clipped and professional

i think they're mad their former friend is giving them a cold shoulder

08.08.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

artist of the year

07.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok THIS ISN'T TRUE I went to the Botanical Garden once IT WAS NICE

07.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as a true new yorker

N: Yankee Stadium
S: Coney Island
E: Museum of the Moving Image
W: Took a wrong turn and made it halfway through the Holland Tunnel. Realized my mistake, stopped, left my car with the keys in it and walked back

07.08.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Put in Keenan Allen

07.08.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re a geographical floozy !!!

07.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the realization that Levi’s changes the 501 design over time made me realize the β€œperfect” article of clothing is always fleeting

07.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought when I got older I wouldn't be bothered by how fashion trends are cyclical, but I hadn't anticipated the things that feel like genuine *improvements* going out of fashion

socks sliding down your calves is an all day annoyance and millennials *solved* it!!! IT WAS DONE. MISSION ACCOMPLISHE

07.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

both convertibles as well!

07.08.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[Brad Pitt is kicked off team racecar]

me: he’s OUT?! He can’t be out!! Who’s gunna trigger the vault??

07.08.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

finally saw F1 in theaters, I admit I have a soft spot for movies where Brad Pitt's character has financial backing by someone named Reuben

07.08.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to GoldZone I watched more Olympics last year than I had since I was a child in the early 90s

06.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

went to a nice restaurant tonight, the food service was modern prestige television production levels of slow, but fortunately it was a night when Lauren and I had a ton we needed to talk about and our waiter was so mad on our behalf he kept feeding us free shots of top end mezcal incredible night

06.08.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if the X-Men was a fascist organization and the powers sucked? Find out on MGM+!!!

05.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gilded age John Adams carriage 10 hours loop

04.08.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he'll put up with anything as long as I keep him neck deep in shark weed

04.08.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just in case I've been working on actively eating without stopping while my subjects are speaking to me

04.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think I could pull off a feather cape?

04.08.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every Apple TV title sequence has a higher budget than most streaming networks

04.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i GET IT, the Van Rijn/Forte household is older/darker/mustier to show their old world disinterest in the outside world, I still want to see Marion's get up before she steps outside!!!!

04.08.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have been a defender of "tv shows are too dark" for prestige shows where a cinematographer is trying some shit, but there is NO REASON for The Gilded Age to be as dark as it is, I can BARELY see the GOWNS, darling!!!!!!

04.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Patrick Page is Hades in Hadestown and his insane bass when saying evil things is all I want in life

04.08.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KATHY GEISS!!! RUNS THE NEW YORK HISTORICAL SOCIETY!!!!!!

04.08.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

KATHY GEISS?!?!?! RUNS THE NEW YORK HISTORICAL SOCIETY????

04.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

yes.

02.08.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no better feeling than a fully charged cat

02.08.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

never forget this conversation between President Johnson and his tailor

02.08.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1357    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 44

there is a tiktok trend where there are two characters played by the same person talking to each other and one of them is revealed to be imaginary while the pixies β€œwhere is my mind” plays but I don’t think most of them realize the original is a reference to fight club

01.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MR TERRIFIC MOVIE IMMEDIATELY

01.08.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@redscott.com is following 20 prominent accounts