Feels like the first time Iβve woken up in months where im optimistic because of the world and not in spite of it
05.11.2025 16:21 β π 124 π 9 π¬ 4 π 0@pinkpenguin8.bsky.social
Bitter Gen Xer. Nachthexen. Salt N Pepa backup dancer. Starscream was right.
Feels like the first time Iβve woken up in months where im optimistic because of the world and not in spite of it
05.11.2025 16:21 β π 124 π 9 π¬ 4 π 0This really hasnβt gotten enough attention this week.
@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan
04.11.2025 21:15 β π 7142 π 1483 π¬ 171 π 147She was so good at saying nothing when asked to endorse Mamdani, where is that energy now?
05.11.2025 01:00 β π 39 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I am old enough to remember when Dick Cheney set the bar for evil
04.11.2025 13:34 β π 4098 π 460 π¬ 220 π 40Wow!!!
05.11.2025 10:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs real real interesting to see what happens when you win a major American election after your own party leadership refuses to endorse you, so you donβt owe them or their pollsters and lobbyists jack shit
05.11.2025 05:03 β π 828 π 158 π¬ 3 π 2Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
05.11.2025 01:57 β π 18333 π 3087 π¬ 54 π 53I hate when you call me just to have a distraction while you run errands....
02.11.2025 15:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If anything makes me love dealing with corporate America, it's after I've dealt with the American school system. Get your kids' teachers something nice this Christmas.
29.10.2025 15:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna talk in entomology class today about how Jewish scientists forced to work in Nazi concentration camps secretly sent fake vaccines to the eastern front and managed to kill 4,000 Nazis with typhus.
28.10.2025 14:37 β π 2373 π 594 π¬ 62 π 101If right-wing people were capable of second thoughts, they wouldn't be right-wing people.
29.10.2025 10:23 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0It clicked today: if I'm not fired this year I'm running this bitch roughshod next year 'cause it's time to go and this won't be another TFCon decision accelerated.
26.10.2025 16:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need another new hobby. Fuck these dicks.
25.10.2025 03:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You get used to it.
25.10.2025 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spouses of people in chronic pain... when did you get tired of being the husband AND the wife?
It's been a minute.
Websites can't comb your phone for data.
17.10.2025 11:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His emails praising me are "And she's here..." he has NO IDEA what I do and hasn't bothered to find out in 6 years.
www.instagram.com/reel/DPuZByX...
Cars is Exhibit A for how male mediocrity works. Lassiter is credited with the midas touch because everyone collectively ignores his bombs and pretends he did no wrong.
Imagine if Elio's creators had carte blanche like Lassiter got handed on a silver platter
Now only insurgents (Luca) are free
me in 2005 playing Xbox while listening to M.I.A. on my iPod: "well the W years suck but at least I can find solace in these up-and-coming cultural milestones"
12.10.2025 22:29 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
08.10.2025 01:42 β π 8006 π 938 π¬ 168 π 97Laura Loomer Rages at Trump Admin Move: 'I'm Not Voting in 2026!' PUBLISHED OCT 11, 2025 AT 10:50 AM EDT News Article Β© Marjorie Taylor Greene Ramps Up Attacks on Republicans PUBLISHED OCT 04, 2025 AT 02:00 PM EDT News Article Joe Rogan Tears into Trump's Immigration Crackdown: 'Horrific PUBLISHED OCT 10, 2025 AT 03:39 AM
Rats often flee ships & buildings moments before disaster. Their acute sensitivity to vibration, heat, & pressure let them detect danger long before they risk becoming trapped. The pattern is so consistent, the Navy entered it in maritime logs as empirical warning, not myth.
Watch the rats π
I just hired my recently ejected kid as a choreographer. Eat shit, transphobic principal.
03.10.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have to kick my Trans kid out of one of his few safe spaces because of god-damned legal loopholes and the band director just shrugged.
03.10.2025 13:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it Christian to publicly call for the murder of all homeless people?
That's what Brian Kilmeade did on Fox a week ago.
He still has his job.
Got rid of the FB app on my phone, finally.
15.08.2025 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck me for ever giving you a chance, General Tekno.
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