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@emmacharlton.bsky.social

In search of frizz taming products at all times HMHB AAANFA Placename Bingo Champion πŸ†

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What about dick fat?

04.11.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think she is saying she did not consent, age irrelevant

18.10.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man resting his feet *shoes on* on the floor cushion in front of him at the London Sumo Basho. We can't have anything nice can we.

17.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason we say we're off to burst our zahns at bedtime, so I did know that one. Might be my most advanced phrase tbh.

16.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sesame Street - Monsterpiece Theater "Waiting for Elmo"
YouTube video by sawing14s Sesame Street - Monsterpiece Theater "Waiting for Elmo"

youtu.be/ksL_7WrhWOc

09.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Confess to thinking this about Evita (Madonna version) but then I settled down

09.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sesame Street - Monsterpiece Theater "Waiting for Elmo"
YouTube video by sawing14s Sesame Street - Monsterpiece Theater "Waiting for Elmo"

youtu.be/ksL_7WrhWOc
Nicked from the original replies

09.10.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant. They live among us, it's a sobering thought.

09.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news, a completely blind man was told to "sleep on the platform" at Preston on Saturday. Why do they pretend not to know about the Conditions of Travel rules when services are cancelled - 28.2 refers? #AvantiWestCoast

06.10.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walking about spotting nice domestic stained glass is a favourite thing.

12.09.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Home bargains, where ruffles still live, but you won't be interested in them I don't suppose. It's 99p for goodness sake! Absolute scenes when I read the label.

07.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pot of Garlic Gold, which turns out to be accidentally vegan and is brilliant

A pot of Garlic Gold, which turns out to be accidentally vegan and is brilliant

Dear @jakeyapp.bsky.social FYI #vegan stuff, garlic bread, on chips, face mask, whatevs

29.08.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obvs I'm not eligible on all counts, but I wd love to read such a thing, for vicarious release reasons.

20.08.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, my first school - so glad 😊

18.08.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inside Out - it is almost as perfect as Alien. And now everyone knows about core memories.

12.08.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice, with a bit of material for the pedants to chew on.

10.08.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no the ottolenghi got dunked

04.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A memory of a lovely Catalan coworker unlocked, thankyou

02.08.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pingu

01.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like The Thing got hold of Pingu

01.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are you excluding from your definition of abomination, that it doesn't also describe what dairy cheese is? Rhetorical q btw. And the really plastic dairy stuff gets called "cheese food slice". Processed food be processed.

28.07.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it the mono farming that does this? Ie sheep, mono culture forestry and game birds?

28.07.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@ifmkfest.bsky.social

18.07.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sun peeps over Luke Jerram's Mars installation at The Open University in Milton Keynes

Sun peeps over Luke Jerram's Mars installation at The Open University in Milton Keynes

#Mars #LukeJerram #IFMK a beautiful start to Milton Keynes International Festival at national treasure Open University

18.07.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure it didn't. I think a big issue for reopening might be fire escape stuff, as well as general cheapskatery. Would be great to have limited access perhaps.

17.07.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. People struggle with this one, but it's a biggy

16.07.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hilarious kid comes up with brilliant name for pet moth and can’t stop laughing
YouTube video by Good Morning America Hilarious kid comes up with brilliant name for pet moth and can’t stop laughing

youtube.com/shorts/RF-pn...

06.07.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If this is AI can you label it please?

05.07.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this what AI got trained on? Bizarre.

04.07.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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