Mspreposterous

Right?!

Also, we just caught up on the Canada-Sweden game and woo hoo!!!

Mom: Stupid interview questions with men's team while women playing! Me: The answers should have all been à la the Hansonbrothers I'M WATCHING THE FUCKING GAME!!! My mom responded with the crying laughing emoji

My mom gets it

Que sera, sera!

Just going to show this to my therapist and explain “this is about 73% of why I asked you if electroconvulsive therapy would ‘fix me’ “

My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best

Perfect day for it; just sayin’

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

Btw, she seems to be doing well and I’m happy for her! She was always nice to me.

Usually before vacation, I’m like “I’ll accomplish these 46 things!” But this time I was like “I will probably read & occasionally get sucked into mysteries like ‘did the girl from freshman year who always left her wet laundry in the washing machine for 24 hrs get divorced’” & that’s bang on so far

No, but I love this guy!!!

I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

I was going to get up from this very comfortable chair with my fuzzy blanket but instead I am reading comments from people who disliked a book (“this book was so bad it made me ANGRY”) and people who loved it (“your gripe makes me wonder if you even READ THE BOOK lol”) and I am giggling

You: No worries!

Me: If only HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You: [backs away slowly]

I watched a video of a wine mom in Kansas City casually torching a proposed ICE facility with lighter fluid in broad fucking daylight, and then saw a tweet from Amy Klobuchar about grocery prices and, Jesus, please try to keep up

This line (!) of reasoning (?) is so bananas to me: “I will do unsafe things now because I’ve done unsafe things before!”

Also a possibility - thanks! This is why it’s so helpful to discuss these things.

Ah ok, that makes sense. Thanks!

Agree 100% with you, I’m not performing surgery or in charge of missiles. No one needs to reach me when I’m not there!

J: What’s up

Me: Do you think R F K J R knows that there is a flat surface on toilets? Or did he just say “toilet seat” when he meant toilet tank?

J: [walks out of the room without answering]

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

I am finally finishing this story today. It is so beautiful and so gutting (like life!)

Hi AlI, Just to clarify adding work email to your personal cellphones is always optional. We are not requiring you to add work accounts to personal devices.

Just to clarify: never attempt to contact me outside of work. I do not exist outside of that building.

Excuse me I don’t have any tattoos

Finally did it: laughed so hard that I threw up while coughing! I am the dumbest person alive and it’s amazing!!!

The Fight Over US Climate Rules Is Just Beginning As the EPA moves to roll back the endangerment finding, which allows it to regulate greenhouse gases, experts predict uncertainty for business and a protracted legal fight.

“I don't see any plan, any strategy, any end game,” says Pat Parenteau, a professor of environmental law at the University of Vermont. “I don't see anything from this administration, just fuck everything up as much as you can. You can print that.”

Sounds accurate to me.

A deranged dinosaur above the words I love cocaine Dino mp4

I turned down the volume while J watches men’s skating … and started blasting this. Once again, laughed until I almost threw up while coughing

Yikes, that’s a dilemma (I know nothing, but wish you good luck!)