The Horse You Rode In On

horse races need to be the best of seven

Most anti-vaxxers in America have been wholly vaccinated and didn't die or suffer from the maladies they say vaccines do not prevent. Nor do most of them have autism, which they claim vaccines cause. Why do these nut-jobs get media coverage? Or HHS cabinet posts?

I wouldn't vote for stephen a smith if he was running for dogcatcher.

sprichst du deutsch?

Moral Kiosk

galaxy, world, kart, and land are all Mario games. I should get half credit.

Next time Trump goes to Truth Social and says it's a good time to buy stock, I'll know he's about to announce lower tariffs on China to make the market soar again.

Harborcoat

Perhaps he's "fixed in his purpose" because Trump isn't concerned about the economy. His purpose might be to loot all this tariff money once it reaches the Treasury.

Amidst all this talk about tariffs, absolutely nobody has asked the question: What happens to all the tariff money once it is sent to the Treasury? Who's in the vault with their arms outstretched?

Now my cheap shit from Temu will be regularly priced cheap shit.

I didn't have Paul Rand Speaking Truth To Power on my bingo card.

may I suggest serving an assortment of gravies as well.

in Joe Exotic's defense, he just wants a pardon

Trump said now is the time to get richer than ever before, referring to the stock market. Now, this may be the result of having a stupid brain... or it may indicate he's manipulating the stock market in order to short sell.

The true nightmare of the sea is the inches-long cookie cutter shark, because they will swim up to you, take a plug out of your flesh, and swim away unceremoniously. You'll likely survive the experience, but do you want to?

I wrote a text to my ex-wife, but I sent it to my boss.

Connections
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Last night vs the Bucks? I read he had a triple-double with 10 rebounds.

Technically speaking, Larry is in Accounts Receivable.

BIC Twin Lady Sensitive razors at Dollar General have tighter security than U.S. war plans.

congratulations!

My generation drank from the hose, respected our elders, shat in the ditch, killed animals, and failed math and history.

When I was in journalism school, I was taught the lede should contain the who, what, when, why, and how. All we get these days is a weak headline followed by a weaker story lacking any context.

congratulations on both fronts!

RIP

I'm presume you're using the term "administration" loosely.

Will we be having elections by then? And if so, will Congress have ceded ALL its power to the Executive making a majority virtually worthless?

It is quite telling that, come April 1st, you can say virtually anything, no matter how crazy, and it won't sound like a April Fool's joke. Crazy is the new normal.